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lapbander081004
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LOL M&M's... I sued to eat them upside done and say the W&W stood for Weight Watchers...The games I used to play.
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Thanks for the warm welcome
lapbander081004 replied to Curley's topic in Tell Your Weight Loss Surgery Story
HarleyNana, LOL girl read some of my post....I'm the last person you should ever ask how to spell something LOL... But it does look ok to me the way you have it. -
Paula got me mixed up too. LOL I gained two pounds this week. Oh well got to put a halt to this madness.
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HMMMMM darcy MOVE IN What will DH have to say if I take up that offer. But you should know my parole officer will frown on me kicking your butt. So I'll just have to handle it gently and get you on that tread mill. Phew getting warm in here
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you know you've always wanted to wear women's undergarments. Wanted??? lol I do wear them just not in public LOL
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Darcy...If you have to jump try going to the furthest bridge. Maybe you'll lose enough in the long walk to change your mind. This place won't be the same with squished Darcy
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BANG BANG BANG Lucky for you I'm a bad shot LOL
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Wait one second here. Does Greg have any say in this???? Maybe private viewing on cams LOL
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Lisa PMS!!! Oh I know about PMS I live with three women and they are all on it at same time. Its why God create ESPN. Zoe I'll send you my home address in a PM and send them COD lol.
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Ro, Thanks for this post cause I realize even though I had my second week with a gain. This week 2 pounds I realize after reading your post I too did not change in my dress size. Phew!!!!!
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Remember:"A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other." </FONT> Ok let's here what everyone is saying this Dec 31st Mine: Is to be more considerate of people I could not tolerate in the past.
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One-on-one holiday exercise challenge, anyone?
lapbander081004 replied to Zoe's topic in LAP-BAND Surgery Forums
WHAT the Challenge is over. HMMMMMMMMM I thought it started on Jan 3rd. Ops... I will get everything complied as best I can. I do apoligize but due to several family matters and the busy holidays I didn't keep up well with the stats. And also not everyone sent me their stuff HMM. But I will get the stuff I have figured out soon. When I offered to keep stats I fighured I'd be able to run the stuff when I was at work then they went and hired a new girl and she is there with me every nite training. But then I am a man so not much is expected lol -
My Dr said same thing as Michelle's but added that when your overweight your body is alway warmer cause your heart is working harder to function and this raises the body temp. Prior to being banded I would sweat in a cold shower in the middle of winter. Never had covers over my oversized naked body in bed. Now, I still take cold showers ever now and then LOL but don't sweat, and I can't find enough blankets to put on when I sleep.
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Approved and Have a Date
lapbander081004 replied to Vicki Loichinger's topic in LAP-BAND Surgery Forums
Very good news. Best wishes...your going to enjoy your new life -
The non lapbanded people I was talking about are two people who havn't even checked out ths site yet. (Phew did I get out of that one)
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Ok I got a solution to all the running to bathroom we have to do....DEPENDS
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HarleyNana I like Screwdrivers too and it only takes one to get me drink...I think its the 14th one.
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Kelllli whit yo meen som of ushav dinks. I neber toish the stuf. Well it was New Years Eve last nite LOL TrishS...Welcome onboard here. I though that giving up Diet Coke would permanent damage to my system. Well it didn't but what it did do was put me thru 3 days of severe headaches as I came of that damned Caffine. I also enjoyed a good cold beer on occassion. Normal picked the Top of each hour as my occassion. Since I was banded I have not tried any carbonated beverages with the exception of a beer when I was in Vegas a few weeks ago. Got half of it down and was not enjoying the feeling so I didn't finish it. have found many healthy alternatives to drinks. I am buying stock in Gaterades's Propel Waters. LOL Drink 3 to 4 of these a day. Also Fruit 2o are excellent. Good luck with your journey and keep us posted...
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You mean your supposed to pay those things the credit card companies send every month. I thought they were just being nice and telling me how much more of their money I had available.
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Something clever...
lapbander081004 replied to Jonathan's topic in Tell Your Weight Loss Surgery Story
I'm glad you didn't either Kim cause now you on your journey to better health. Although I do recommend to anyone having this surgery or any surgery for that matter that they do follow what the Dr's orders are. There are good reasons for why they do what they do. Don't want this to sound like I'm scolding you Kim cause I'm not(not in my nature to do that). I'm happy things are working out for you and everyone else. -
Something clever...
lapbander081004 replied to Jonathan's topic in Tell Your Weight Loss Surgery Story
My Dr won't do the surgery unless you do the two week pre-op diet. He wants the liver reduced so the surgery can go without him having to worry about damage to the liver. Whats nice is that a side effect is you lose weight while on it. I was lucky and didn't have any of the trouble during the pre op diet that even I was expecting. It went very smooth. Hope your surgery goes well. You are starting at the same weight I did when I had my surgery on Aug 10/04 -
Hmmmmm Well I'm not to sure I'd want to answer that question ladies. But I do know My Pashish Priest has got to be tired of me saying "Bless me Father for I have sinned".
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Becky, You said your half way thru a hat. then next ppost you said your starting on on the right foot. Won't that make it a sock your working on???
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Blue Cross and Blue Shield of Michigan work there Jack??? I can pack if it does.
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Marie, I'll help you defray the cost and share a room. I need it too.