Just-A-Gem

If you try to warn me about starvation mode, I will ignore you. I weigh 240 lbs. I won't be starving anytime soon.

Did you know that the people who are usually the strongest are usually also the most sensitive? Did you know that the people who exhibit the most kindness are usually the first to be mistreated? Did you know that the one who takes care of others all the time is usually the one who needs care the most? Do you know that the three hardest things to say are: I love you, I'm sorry, and Help me? If you agree please join me and post this as your status.

I love a freshly vacuumed floor. Only wish we had a steamvac.

Did that just happen?

Tonight I bid a fond farewell to one of the best, most life changing years of my life. It was totally transformational and there is more good to come. Happy New Year everyone. Whether you had a good or bad 2011, 2012 is bound to be better!

Can I go to sleep now? I don't REALLY need a mimosa.

You don't waste good.. This goes for all things, especially friends.

So, there's this chick that I miss...

Dreams become reality one choice at a time...

False start. Five mile penalty. Time to reset... Damn wallet on the dining room table while I'm at the gas pump.

Nutritious, convenient, and DELICIOUS. Breakfast taco for me and Lemon Turkey for the seester! You guys MUST check this place out!

This chick is down 62 lbs! Lost 6 lbs in the last 10 days! Woot!

And I shall call you "parade rainer onner". Yes... I know those aren't words....

No shoes, no shirt, and I still get service.. Wha!

Woot! Election check!

Red lights as far as I can see... Admittedly, this morning that isn't very far, but I have a sneaking suspicion..

Can someone come on over and finish my drawing take-offs for me? I am exhausted and I have to finish tonight. Boo.

Oh, how you have disappointed me Chuck Norris... Don't pretend you don't care.

Being a younger mom means we met a little early, but I get to love you a little longer. People said my life would end when I had a baby, but my life just began. You didn't take away my future, you gave me a new one. Re-post if you're a proud mom and what age you became one♥20

Sick babies are not fun babies.

Gooooooooooooooooooooo Texans!!!!!!!

If you weigh over 300 lbs, you aren't planking.. You're blobbing.

4.4 lbs down this week! Softball tonight. Happy Friday everyone!

Tessa: Huuuuunter!Hunter: That's my naaaame. I'm riiiight here!

is ready for the Christmas party and Christmas and then for it to be over. Yay for no more major holidays for a while.... (via http://www.sparkpeople.com/ )