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Iluvharleys

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    Band Rejection - Answer to Port Problems

    My prayers are with you girl! Hopefully this time your body won't reject it at all. I will keep my fingers and toes crossed for you! Take your time healing, you have been through a lot with this problem, it isn't going to heal overnight. We just want it to heal!
  2. Welcome! There are lots of older posts too that has a lot of valuable information. Just browsing through some of them will give you tons of information.
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    Nsv

    Whooo Hoooo Nancy! I told you, you are thin! Just ask any of us that were at Galvaston! That is just great!
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    weekly scale challenge

    Greg, I mentioned your avatar on another thread, and I can't do it twice, you will get too big of a head!
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    weekly scale challenge

    Great picture Becky! You look so young, thin, and absolutely beautiful.
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    Joke Thread

    You need to try this ! Have fun! History Exam... Everyone over 50 should have a pretty easy time at this exam. If you are under 50 you can claim a handicap. This is a History Exam for those who don't mind seeing how much they really remember about what went on in their life. Get paper and pencil and number from 1 to 20. Write the letter of each answer and score at the end. Then, best of all, before you pass this test on, put your score in the subject line! 1. In the 1940s, where were automobile headlight dimmer switches located? a. On the floor shift knob b. On the floor board, to the left of the clutch c. Next to the horn 2. The bottle top of a Royal Crown Cola bottle had holes in it. For what was it used? a. Capture lightning bugs b. To sprinkle clothes before ironing c. Large salt shaker 3. Why was having milk delivered a problem in northern winters? a. Cows got cold and wouldn't produce milk b. Ice on highways forced delivery by dog sled c. Milkmen left deliveries outside of front doors and milk would freeze, expanding and pushing up the cardboard bottle top. 4. What was the popular chewing gum named for a game of chance? a. Blackjack b. Gin c. Craps! 5. What method did women use to look as if they were wearing stockings when none were available due to rationing during W.W.II? a. Suntan b. Leg painting c. Wearing slacks 6. What postwar car turned automotive design on its ear when you couldn't tell whether it was coming or going? a. Studebaker b. Nash Metro c. Tucker 7. Which was a popular candy when you were a kid? a. Strips of dried Peanut Butter b. chocolate licorice bars c. Wax coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar Water inside 8. How was Butch wax used? a. To stiffen a flat-top haircut so it stood up b. To make floors shiny and prevent scuffing c. On the wheels of roller skates to prevent rust 9. Before inline skates, how did you keep your roller skates attached to your shoes? a. With clamps, tightened by a skate key b. Woven straps that crossed the foot c. Long pieces of twine 10. As a kid, what was considered the best way to reach a decision? a. Consider all the facts b. Ask Mom c. Eeny-meeny-miney-mo 11. What was the most dreaded disease in the 1940's? a. Smallpox b. AIDS c. Polio 12. "I'll be down to get you in a ________, Honey" a. SUV b. Taxi c. Streetcar 13. What was the name of Caroline Kennedy's pet pony? a. Old Blue b. Paint c. macaroni 14. What was a Duck-and-Cover Drill? a. Part of the game of hide and seek b. What you did when your Mom called you in to do chores c. Hiding under your desk, and covering your head with your arms in an A-bomb drill. 15. What was the name of the Indian Princess on the Howdy Doody show? a. Princess Summerfallwinterspring b. Princess Sacajewea c. Princess Moonshadow 16. What did all the really savvy students do when mimeographed tests were handed out in school? a. Immediately sniffed the purple ink, as this was believed to get you high b. Made paper airplanes to see who could sail theirs out the window c. Wrote another pupil's name on the top, to avoid their failure 17. Why did your Mom shop in stores that gave Green Stamps with purchases? a. To keep you out of mischief by licking the backs, which tasted like bubble gum b. They could be put in special books and redeemed for various household items c. They were given to the kids to be used as stick-on tattoos 18. Praise the Lord, and pass the _________? a. Meatballs b. Dames c. Ammunition 19. What was the name of the singing group that made the song "Cabdriver" a hit? a. The Ink Spots b. The Supremes c. The Esquires 20. Who left his heart in San Francisco? a. Tony Bennett b. Xavier Cugat c. George Gershwin -------------------------------------------------------------------------- ANSWERS 1. On the floor, to the left of the clutch. Hand controls, popular in Europe, took till the late '60s to catch on. 2. To sprinkle clothes before ironing. Who had a steam Iron? 3. c) Cold weather caused the milk to freeze and expand, popping the bottle top. 4. a) Blackjack Gum. 5. Special makeup was applied, followed by drawing a seam down the back of the leg with eyebrow pencil. 6. a) 1946 Studebaker. 7. c) Wax coke bottles containing super-sweet colored water. 8. a) Wax for your flat top (butch) haircut. 9. a) With clamps, tightened by a skate key, which you wore on a shoestring around your neck. 10. c) Eeny-meeny-miney-mo. 11. c) Polio. In beginning of August, swimming pools were closed, movies and other public gathering places were closed to try to prevent spread of the disease. 12. Taxi. Better be ready by half-past eight! 13. c) Ma caroni. 14. c) Hiding under your desk, and covering your head with your arms in an A-bomb drill. 15. a) Princess Summerfallwinterspring. She was another puppet. 16. a) Immediately sniffed the purple ink to get a high. 17. Put in a special stamp book, they could be traded for household items at the Green Stamp store. 18. c) Ammunition, and we'll all be free. 19. a) The widely famous 50's group: The Inkspots. 20. a) Tony Bennett, and he sounds just as good today.. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- SCORING 17- 20 correct: You are older than dirt, and obviously gifted with mental abilities. Now if you could only find your glasses. Definitely someone who should share their wisdom! 12 -16 correct: Not quite dirt yet, but your mind is getting keen. 0 -11 correct: You are not old enough to share the wisdom of your experiences. Send this to your friends with your score in the subject line!
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    Joke Thread

    Great new avatar Greg!
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    Newly banded

    Welcome! There are a couple of different threads on fills. If you go to the search button and enter fills, it should take you to them. Each doctor is different as to the amount of fill and when they fill. I have had two fills, I didn't feel any restriction with the first one, the second is showing me some. Neither one of my fills hurt at all, although I did get a brusie with each of them.
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    Joke Thread

    Donali - those are funny, but were you looking in my window?
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    There is something in the air...PLEASE HELP!!

    Melissa - Sorry about your Grandmother. I can't add anything else to what everyone has already said. Good luck, and keep us posted.
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    Sharing a great moment.....

    Congrats on the loss and the pants! I know you feel great! Wear that big smile on your face, you deserve it!
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    CountDown is over

    By now your surgery sould be over, so welcome to bandland! Let us know how you are doing when you can.
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    weekly scale challenge

    Way to go Sammy! You are on your way!
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    weekly scale challenge

    Last week kind of screwed me up with the weighing, I had to go to the Doctor so I weighted on Thurs, which I lost 4 pounds, then I was messing with the Ticker thing this weekend, so I weighed then and lost one more pound, today I guess I will count the 5 pounds. That brings me up to the 50 pounds, and tomorrow I will have my band for 3 months. Since I posted it this weekend, y'all know that already! lol Anyway, at least now I will be back on track with the weighing on Monday's. Congrats to all you losers! That sounds bad, let me say congrats to all of you that lost this week!
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    CountDown is over

    Wishing you lots of luck! Let us know how you are doing when you can.
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    Inspirations!

    Beautiful pictures! You are a very pretty lady, watch out now, those guys on the board will be your best friends! lol
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    The strangest thing..

    That's a good idea Leatha, better be safe than sorry. I am sure everything is fine, but it will take the worry off your shoulders, and ours!
  18. Congrats, and welcome to bandland! You are off to a great start!
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    The strangest thing..

    Thank you Nancy! I have been working on it, I just hope I keep losing. All of you gals have been a great inspiration to me, you keep me on my toes! You have done a great job too, and you still are.
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    The strangest thing..

    Leatha - How are you doing now? Are you still having problems?
  21. I'm glad to hear you are doing better. Please keep us posted!
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    The strangest thing..

    Pat - Maybe he didn't miss your port after all! Please be careful getting your next fill. He should pull out the saline first and see if any is in there.
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    Last Night!

    Paula - You look so beautiful! Now we all understand why your DH kept looking at you!
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    The strangest thing..

    What an experience! I'm glad you are doing better now. Thanks for sharing that though, at least we all learn from others experiences.
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    Banded on 1-3-05

    Welcome to bandland! I'm glad you finally found us!

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