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Iluvharleys

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  1. Iluvharleys

    Hello

    Welcome! Please browse through all the new and old posts, you will finds lots of answers to any questions you have. Also, if you have any questions, please feel free to ask, lots of people here will be able to help you.
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    Comments for Before and After Pictures

    Thanks Ya'll! Your so sweet! Penni - Thanks for putting them side by side for me!
  3. The before picture was taken on October 17, 2004 the day before my surgery. The after picture was taken today, February 13, 2004.
  4. Welcome to bandland! Keep us posted on how you are doing!
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    Hi everyone

    Welcome TMarie! It sounds like you are doing just great!
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    When U Least Expect It

    What a great sister!
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    Newbie here - hellooooooo

    Welcome! You found the place to come for questions and support! Please browse through all the threads, you'll find lots of information. Penni - You are crazy! lol
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    I should have asked sooner...

    Wow Sue, either you are really tough, or it isn't as bad as I thought. I am glad you came through everything alright. Keep us posted!
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    About LBT.com?

    If you go to the bottom of the page (jump forums then choose which one you want to go to) you will see show posts form - then choose from the beginning, then hit show threads and it will take you back to the very beginning.
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    Just banded in Roseville, California

    Welcome Mercy! You'll find lots of support and information here. Take some time and browse through all the old and new posts.
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    post operative GAS..Hurting!!

    Walking and a heating pad for my shoulder helped me!
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    Surgery Date

    You're on your way now! Congrats!
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    Comments for Before and After Pictures

    Michelle - You are so skinny! You look fantastic!
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    Joke Thread

    This isn't a joke either, but being kids sayings I thought it was worth sharing. PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THE WORDING AND SPELLING. IF YOU KNOW THE BIBLE EVEN A LITTLE, YOU'LL FIND THIS HILARIOUS! IT COMES FROM A CATHOLIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEST KIDS WERE ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE OLD AND NEW TESTAMENTS. THE FOLLOWING STATEMENTS ABOUT THE BIBLE WERE WRITTEN BY CHILDREN. THEY HAVE NOT BE RETOUCHED NOR CORRECTED. INCORRECT SPELLING HAS BEEN LEFT IN. >1. IN THE FIRST BOOK OF THE BIBLE, GUINESSIS. GOD GOT TIRED OF CREATING THE WORLD SO HE TOOK THE SABBATH OFF. >2. ADAM AND EVE WERE CREATED FROM AN APPLE TREE. NOAH'S WIFE WAS JOAN OF ARK. NOAH BUILT AND ARK AND THE ANIMALS CAME ON IN PEARS. > >3. LOTS WIFE WAS A PILLAR OF SALT DURING THE DAY, BUT A BALL OF FIRE DURING THE NIGHT. > >4. THE JEWS WERE A PROUD PEOPLE AND THROUGHOUT HISTORY THEY HAD TROUBLE WITH UNSYMPATHETIC GENITALS. > >5. SAMPSON WAS A STRONGMAN WHO LET HIMSELF BE LED ASTRAY BY A JEZEBEL LIKE DELILAH. > >6. SAMSON SLAYED THE PHILISTINES WITH THE AXE OF THE APOSTLES. > >7. MOSES LED THE JEWS TO THE RED SEA WHERE THEY MADE UNLEAVENED BREAD WHICH IS BREAD WITHOUT ANY INGREDIENTS. > >8, THE EGYPTIANS WERE ALL DROWNED IN THE DESSERT. AFTERWARDS, MOSES WENT UP TO MOUNT CYANIDE TO GET THE TEN COMMANDMENTS. > >9. THE FIRST COMMANDMENTS WAS WHEN EVE TOLD ADAM TO EAT THE APPLE. > >10. THE SEVENTH COMMANDMENT IS THOU SHALT NOT ADMIT ADULTERY. > >11. MOSES DIED BEFORE HE EVER REACHED CANADA. THEN JOSHUA LED THE HEBREWS IN THE BATTLE OF GERITOL. > >12. THE GREATEST MIRICLE IN THE BIBLE IS WHEN JOSHUA TOLD HIS SON TO STAND STILL AND HE OBEYED HIM. > >13. DAVID WAS A HEBREW KING WHO WAS SKILLED AT PLAYING THE LIAR. HE FOUGHT THE FINKELSTEINS, A RACE OF PEOPLE WHO LIVED IN BIBLICAL TIMES. > >14. SOLOMON, ONE OF DAVIDS SONS, HAD 300 WIVES AND 700 PORCUPINES. > >15. WHEN MARY HEARD SHE WAS THE MOTHER OF JESUS, SHE SANG THE MAGNA CARTA. > >16. WHEN THE THREE WISE GUYS FROM THE EAST SIDE ARRIVED THEY FOUND JESUS IN THE MANAGER. > >17. JESUS WAS BORN BECAUSE MARY HAD AN IMMACULATE CONTRAPTION. > >18. ST. JOHN THE BLACKSMITH DUMPED WATER ON HIS HEAD. > >19. JESUS ENUNCIATED THE GOLDEN RULE, WHICH SAYS TO DO UNTO OTHERS BEFORE THEY DO ONE TO YOU. HE ALSO EXPLAINED A MAN DOTH NOT LIVE BY SWEAT ALONE. > >20. IT WAS A MIRICLE WHEN JESUS ROSE FROM THE DEAD AND MANAGED TO GET THE TOMBSTONE OFF THE ENTRANCE. > >21. THE PEOPLE WHO FOLLOWED THE LORD WERE CALLED THE 12 DECIBELS. > >22. THE EPISTELS WERE THE WIVES OF THE APOSTLES. > >23. ONE OF THE OPPOSSUMS WAS ST. MATTHEW WHO WAS ALSO A TAXIMAN. > >24. ST. PAUL CAVORTED TO CHRISTIANITY, HE PREACHED HOLY ACRIMONY WHICH IS ANOTHER NAME FOR MARRAIGE. > >25. CHRISTIANS HAVE ONLY ONE SPOUSE. THIS IS CALLED MONOTONY
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    Exercise

    When I do my exercising every day, I feel so much better. I can actually feel the difference when I walk, stand up, bend over, sleep, go shopping, ride my motorcycle, and so many more things. I make better choices when I eat, I am happier, and healthier. SO........Why is it so hard for me to get myself to start each day? I can think of a thousand excuses not to exercise. It just doens't make sense to me when it makes me feel so good!
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    Slipped Band?????????

    Well I guess I would check with the doctor and see. I know I have heard some people say they got more restricted after a length of time, but just to be on the safe side have it checked. It's always better to be safe than sorry. Good Luck!
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    Slipped Band?????????

    Paula - It sounds like you are just a tad too tight. I think one of the signs of a slipped band is no restriction. With you just starting to get reflux I would think you have a little too much restriction. Also what size band do you have? I have heard with the larger bands they do that.
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    HI - I'm new here

    A "Big" welcome from Texas! You might want to go to the introductions thread and tell us about yourself. You'll find lots of support and buddies here on these boards!
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    Geezer Sue update

    Thanks for the update Penni!
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    Comments for Before and After Pictures

    Carol - You are absolutely stunning! I love your hair done that way.
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    Comments for Before and After Pictures

    I showed all the pictures to my Brother and Nephew yesterday. They were amazed at the difference! We looked at them all for a long time. You gals got lots of compliments!
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    AAAAAAAAChew!!!!!!!

    No different for me either!
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    I'm a newbie

    Welcome to bandland! It sounds like you are doing great. It is so nice that that two of you were banded together. You have your own support in your own home! Don't worry, DH will just learn from you when you talk about the support stuff.
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    Nsv!!!

    Doesn't that make you feel great! You deserve it, you've worked hard!
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    A little positive energy my way please!

    Good luck, I know how stressful these can be!

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