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Iluvharleys

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    Dwpb?!

    I have never PB'd, but I have left right after eating and never had a problem with the restriction kick-in either. When we are riding our Harleys, we stop and have Breakfast or lunch a lot, but it has never bothered me. Strange!
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    Chewing gum

    I chew gum all the time, but never swallow it!
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    Poetry Thread

    I've been saying that since I was a little girl, I have no idea if I made it up or heard it somewhere! Always did hate them burgers though!
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    Poetry Thread

    Penni - that is beautiful!
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    Poetry Thread

    Skeeter he fly high Skeeter he fly low If that Skeeter lands on me He ain't gonna fly no more! How's that one? lol
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    Joke Thread

    Subject: We Must Stop This Immediately! Have you noticed that Stairs are getting steeper. Groceries are heavier. And, everything is farther away.. Yesterday I walked to the corner and I was dumbfounded to discover how long our street had become! And, you know, people are less considerate now, especially the young ones. They speak in whispers all the time! If you ask them to speak up they just keep repeating themselves, endlessly mouthing the same silent message until they're red in the face! What do they think I am, a lip reader? I also think they are much younger than I was at the same age. On the other hand, people my own age are so much older than I am. I ran into an old friend the other day and he has aged so much that he didn't even recognize me. I got to thinking about the poor guy while I was combing my hair this morning, and in doing so, I glanced at my own refection.........Well, REALLY NOW- even mirrors are not made the way they used to be! Another thing, everyone drives so fast these days! You're risking life and limb if you happen to pull onto the freeway in front of them.. All I can say is, their brakes must wear out awfully fast, the way I see them screech and swerve in my rear view mirror. Clothing manufacturers are less civilized these days. Why else would they suddenly start labeling a size 32 jeans as 44? Do they think no one notices that these things no longer fit around the waist, hips, and thighs? The people who make bathroom scales are pulling the same prank, but in reverse. Do they think I actually "believe" the number I see on that dial? HA! I would never let myself weigh that much! Just who do these people think they're fooling? I'd like to call up someone in authority to report what's going on -- but the telephone company is in on the conspiracy too: they've printed the phone books in such small type that no one could ever find a number in here! All I can do is pass along this warning: We are under attack! Unless something drastic happens, pretty soon everyone will have to suffer these awful indignities. PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SO WE CAN GET THIS CONSPIRACY STOPPED! PS: I am sending this to you in a larger font size, because something has caused my computer's fonts to be smaller than they once were too!
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    Picture Page

    Awwww, they are so cute!
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    Surgery in 7 days!

    It'll be here before you know it! Good luck and keep us posted!
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    Picture Page

    Your dog looks just like he is posing for that picture! lol Grand Canyon is beautiful, you are right pictures don't do it justice. Great picture though!
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    Picture Page

    Crystal that is so great! I would love to see a before picture too!
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    I Have a Date

    Congrats to you! I know you are excited!
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    Picture Page

    Vines - Great picture! Nice looking family! Estella - Beautiful kids! Kelly - What a cutie, and love the idea of him sitting on the bike!
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    Someone stole our airconditioning!

    Not yet, but they are working on it. They are supposed to cage it in and weld it down if they can. This can happen ot anyone at home too! These units are not hooked down most of the time. Beware!
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    Someone stole our airconditioning!

    I got to work this morning, and turned up the air conditioning. After a while I noticed it wasn't cooling. I turned it down some more, then noticed again it wasn't cooling. I looked out the door to see if the fan was turning and the whole airconditioning unit was stolen~ I can't believe people would do such a thing! It will be an extremely hot day here today as our temps are supposed to be near 100!
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    Two Year Bandiversary!!!!!

    Congrats Babs! You have done an amazing job with your weight loss. You have been a great inspiration to all of those following you. I am looking forward to seeing some pictures of your PS, I hope you plan on posting some. Good luck with your journey to the next step.
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    Newly Banded

    Welcome to bandland, and LBT! Each day gets better!
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    Wheeeee, here I go!!

    See you in bandland!
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    Swimming Pool Exercises

    Paula, I have a set routine mostly that I do. I swim, I do a bunch of arobics, I do some walking, I go in the deep end and act like I am running, I do some step ups on the steps, I do some jumping jacks, I do some arm exercises. I haven't added weights yet, but I need to I guess. Anything you do in the water is good as the resistance of the water helps.
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    Someone stole our airconditioning!

    We got our new air conditioner and it is so nice and cool in here right now! The last few days were pretty miserable, but the boss did let me go home early as the heat was affecting me so much. Thanks for all the kind words and the offers! I think I will live now!
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    Swimming Pool Exercises

    Paula - I do all my exercising in the pool now. As soon as it got warm enough, I moved from the treadmill to the pool. I don't have any problem exercising now, I love going swimming. I wish it would stay warm enough all year for it, because I hate the thought of moving back in the house on the treadmill! So, are you going to stick with it?
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    My Heart Is Broken

    My heart goes out to you, I know how much it hurts to lose a friend. I shed tears right along with you, as most people who love pets will do.
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    Picture Page

    Michelle - You look great! I love the new hair! I love that top too! Jane - Your children are precious! Where's Mommy though? Kathy - You and Paula look great! Paula - Your children are precious. I can see you in each of them.
  23. If you aren't feeling any better today, please call your doctor. You shouldn't be in that kind of pain. Let us know how you are doing!
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    First shower after surgery....

    Me too! I couldn't wait to get into that shower!
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    Hey Check Me Out!

    Whooo Hoooo! Great NSV!

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