joatsaint

Do you women realize how silly you all look with your clothes on?

I can turn anything you say into something dirty... Yeah, it's a gift.

Does anyone else have a plastic bag filled with other plastic bags in the house? Or is it just me?

What screws us up most in life is the picture in our head of how it is supposed to be.

Finally broke below 250 this evening - 248.6lbs. It's not official yet, gotta see it 2 days in a row. But it feels good just seeing the numbers on the scale.

I’m really over this whole working for a living thing.

Call me a procrastinator? I’ll prove you wrong someday.

If you ever start feeling bad about you life, think about the people that use selfies as their screensaver. :-P

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise. :-)

I finally got around to answering the question, "What was the last straw?"