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Woo-Hoo! Down 4lbs this week. It's not official yet, gotta stay there for 2 days in a row to count. :-(

I may not have lost all my marbles, but there is definitely a hole in the bag.

Q. What is the ideal weight of a lawyer? A. About three pounds, including the urn.

Just replaced the automatic air freshener in the office bathroom with an air horn. The suspense is killing me...

The closer I get to my weight loss goal, the harder I want to exercise.

Getting kinda wierded out here. Down another 2 lbs overnight. That's 6 lbs in 2 days. That's after 2 weeks of no weight loss. Am I getting visits from the "Fat Fairy" at night?

Anyone have a BM that was so painful that it made you yell, "Epidural, epidural!" :-P

I was all, "I SWEAR I'll BURN THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND! YOU HEAR ME?!?" and she was like, "Sir, your straw is in the bag."

Just posted - Shrinkage! - How Big's Your Meat?

My feet are hurting this morning cause I've been kicking cellulite's butt all weekend! :-)

If you’re on the treadmill next to me, the answer is yes…we are racing.

My fitness goal - To weight the same as what I told the DMV to put on my license.

Whoo Hoo! Down 4 lbs this week! B i t c h slapped my sleeve for stalling on me for the past 2 weeks! Now it's back to pimpin that sleeve!

How come you can't capitalize numbers? :-P

Whoo Hoo! Down 5 lbs after a 3 week stall! Can't wait to see what I weigh tomorrow. :-)

Hit a new low today 234lbs... Hit a new high today 1000 views on my Youtube channel https://www.youtube.com/user/Frankensleeve/videos

Infomercials claiming that a product promotes weight loss when combined with diet and exercise is like claiming a product grants wishes when combined with a leprechaun.

Got Punk'd by Mothra today on nature trail - http://goo.gl/4ITFp

My fitness instructor told me that rotating the lever on my recliner does NOT count as a curl! :-(

I don’t understand why gyms have mirrors. I know what I look like. That’s why I’m there. :-)

I may not be there yet, but I'm closer than I was yesterday.

A new blog update - NSV #2 - You Best Step Off, B-hatch!

My girlfriend was complaining, "You only hear what you want to hear!" "Thank you," I replied, "I HAVE been working out."

216, 211, 214, 211... com'on body! Daddy wants to get below 210!! :-P

I'm not lazy, I have highly developed leisure skills.