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joatsaint

Gastric Sleeve Patients
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  1. Walmart needs a shopping cart corral at the back of the store - cause that's where I am when I realize I need one!

  2. Finally! Twoderland! 299.8 three days in a row - so it's official! Havta b***h slap my sleeve and make it work harder!

  3. My aerobics instructor told me to follow along in class the same way I would when I'm working out to an exercise video at home. So I stopped for a snack break after 10 minutes and then I just left. :-P

  4. Do not do today what you can do tomorrow, but remember to save a little for the day after tomorrow.. Be lazy, Think crazy.

  5. Finally! Twoderland! 299.8 three days in a row - so it's official! Hav'ta b-i-t-c-h slap my sleeve and make it work harder!

  6. Still below 240lbs - even after my cheat meal on Sat. Whoot Whoot!

  7. OMG! Ate 1 bite too many. Now have poky thing jabbing up into my throat.

  8. If walking is so good for your health, why isn't the postman immortal?

  9. Just posted my latest Quick FAQ - What is the honeymoon period?

  10. Enjoy life. It comes with expiry date

  11. I love asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up . . . cause, you know . . . I'm still looking for ideas.

  12. You realise how your body has changed when your children look through your wedding photos and want to know who mum's first husband was.

  13. Why is it cute when your 3 year old presses her nose against the window at the ice cream shop? When I do it, the manager chases me off because I'm scaring the customers. :-P

  14. New NSV - 1st time in 5 years that I didn't have to pull out some of my dress shirt to take the strain off my neck!

  15. Today I am wearing my grumpy pants... and the matching shirt and tie! :-P

  16. Created my 1st Vlog entry - How to explain your VSG scars -

  17. Aerobics: a series of strenuous exercises which help convert fats, sugars, and starches into aches, pains, and cramps.

  18. The snooze button is life’s way of saying that waking up sucks.

  19. Just put up some ways to explain away my scars. :-)

  20. Finally got below 270 - kind of a milestone for me. Thats what I weighed in 2007 when I hired on at my current job.

  21. The word "muffin" was invented so people wouldn't feel guilty about eating cake for breakfast.

  22. Just wanted to say thanks to everyone that read my last blog post. Hit 292 today - 2 days in a row, so it's official

  23. You gotta enjoy the little things in life. Ahh, memories. :-P http://goo.gl/cz4J1

  24. The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you’re not in shape for it, it’s too far to walk back.

  25. The higher pitched my "hey!" the greater the chance I don't remember who you are.

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