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Walmart needs a shopping cart corral at the back of the store - cause that's where I am when I realize I need one!
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Finally! Twoderland! 299.8 three days in a row - so it's official! Havta b***h slap my sleeve and make it work harder!
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My aerobics instructor told me to follow along in class the same way I would when I'm working out to an exercise video at home. So I stopped for a snack break after 10 minutes and then I just left. :-P
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Do not do today what you can do tomorrow, but remember to save a little for the day after tomorrow.. Be lazy, Think crazy.
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Finally! Twoderland! 299.8 three days in a row - so it's official! Hav'ta b-i-t-c-h slap my sleeve and make it work harder!
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I love asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up . . . cause, you know . . . I'm still looking for ideas.
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You realise how your body has changed when your children look through your wedding photos and want to know who mum's first husband was.
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Why is it cute when your 3 year old presses her nose against the window at the ice cream shop? When I do it, the manager chases me off because I'm scaring the customers. :-P
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New NSV - 1st time in 5 years that I didn't have to pull out some of my dress shirt to take the strain off my neck!
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Aerobics: a series of strenuous exercises which help convert fats, sugars, and starches into aches, pains, and cramps.
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Finally got below 270 - kind of a milestone for me. Thats what I weighed in 2007 when I hired on at my current job.
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The word "muffin" was invented so people wouldn't feel guilty about eating cake for breakfast.
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Just wanted to say thanks to everyone that read my last blog post. Hit 292 today - 2 days in a row, so it's official
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The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you’re not in shape for it, it’s too far to walk back.