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Status Updates posted by joatsaint
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I took an aerobics class today. I shook my booty, twisted, gyrated, and jumped up and down for 30 minutes… then, I stood triumphantly in a pool of sweat. Finally! I got the zipper closed on my shorts! :-P
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I was all, "I SWEAR I'll BURN THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND! YOU HEAR ME?!?" and she was like, "Sir, your straw is in the bag."
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I was working to quit my all my bad habits, but then I realized... no one likes a quitter!
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I'm so outta shape that when my gym gave me my pre-workout evaluation. The first machine they recommended I start on was the respirator.
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I've reached the aget that my brain has switched from, "I probably shouldn't say that" to "What the hell, let's see what happens."
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I’m opening a gym called, “Resolutions.” It will have exercise equipment for the first two weeks and then turn into a bar for the rest of the year!
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If you ever start feeling bad about you life, think about the people that use selfies as their screensaver. :-P
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Infomercials claiming that a product promotes weight loss when combined with diet and exercise is like claiming a product grants wishes when combined with a leprechaun.
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Is it just me or am I the only one that gets into bed and then realizes I gotta pee! And then wonders if it's worth it just to pee the bed rather than get up. :-P
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It only takes a second to show someone how you feel about them - unfortunately, the police call it indecent exposure.
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It WILL hurt It WILL take time It WILL require dedication. It WILL require will-power. You WILL need to make healthy decisions. It requires sacrifice. You WILL need to push your body to it's max. There WILL be temptation. But, I promise you, when you reach your goal, it's WORTH IT.
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Just posted a new blog entry. http://www.verticalsleevetalk.com/blog/2115/entry-5950-constipation-and-milk-of-magnesia-or-how-fema-declared-my-bathroom-a-national-disaster/ Please read and leave a comment. Trying to improve my writing skills.