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OH MY GOD! I have. I nearly caused an accident. LOL!! I was eating lunch with my 17 yr old son. Things were great. I had a backed potato with blackened chicken. No biggie right? Well I left the restaurant and was feeling fine then it hit. The tight feeling and the pain and the slim and and and. You guys know what I mean. The deer in headlights phenomonon. I turn onto the street heading home from the restaurant and it starts to get better. SO I think to myself it must have went on through. SO I swallow the slime. EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! And sooooooo a mistake. That caused the pain to start all over again and the slime was worse and so was the tight feeling. My darling son was asking if I was OK. I just shook my head and pulled into the first street, opened the door, and let it fly. Bradley the sweet kid rubbed my back and asked if he could do anything. I laughed and said make sure we don't get rearended. My ass of the huge lincoln I drive was in the busy street still. LOL!!! Luckily we did not get hit. But that is the bad part. I am now at the point I NEED a tissue, hell I need a damn towel to blow my dripping nose. My son finds two Kleenex in the back seat and hands them to me. OK FOR THE FAINT OF HEART DON'T READ THIS NEXT PART. As I blow my nose the Kleenex can't hold it all and you guessed it drips out the bottom onto my shirt. EWWWWWW!!! Bradley who had been a trooper during all this suddenly laughed out loud at me. Then said GEEZ MOM!! LOL!! I laughed so hard but was also embarrassed too. He was good about it all though. I was fine after that. I should have been right. I still don't know why I PB'd. I took my time and ate slow and didn't drink. It just comes up on me sometimes. I just didn't heed the warning signs the pig that I am I wanted to finish the potato and the chicken. YUM YUM!! OK that is my gross story. NEXT!!

I thought the same thing Zoe. I named mine awhile back but can't remember the name. Too funny. Might do a search and see if I can find it. Be back if I find it and will report in. OK I searched and found the name -- IGGY! Yup mine is a GUY too. My band -- Penelope's Plight (LOL)

OK had to share this pic of a tree I took. This is Morro Bay, CA on our way home from Cambria this past Feb. Isn't it beautiful? I entered it in a Photo contest. Cross your fingers. I have had one photo published already and several of my poems published.

I sent you a PM

Awww Christina Never in my wildest dreams would I find that your precious Gunnar had past. I was curious about you and how you were doing so that is why I sent you that PM asking how you were. I knew something was up but wasn't sure what. I am so sorry. I can't grab the pic from the document. Just send me Gunnar's pic and I will post it for you. Send it to my email address. Call me girlie girl. Better yet I will call you.

I sent you a PM with my address.

Awww Vera and Crystal: I can relate so well to the awful pain and bleeding issues. I had the same thing when I was 8 mths post delivery of my last child. I was at work and passed out from the pain. I was bleeding so bad they thought I had cut myself when I fell. THey rushed me to the ER and wanted to perform exploratory surgery on me. I told them get me stablized and ship me to my GYN. I knew what was wrong. I essentially was 3 months pregnant with a fibroid tumor that was hemorrhaging. I had to have a complete Hysterectomy. I was THRILLED with the results and still am. I was 27 yrs old. I am 44 now. OOPS no I am 25 ok that math doesn't work. LOL!! I was 27 when I had a hysterectomy and there is never a day that goes by that I regret my decision. Take the ovaries Vera, stats have shown in the past that within 3 to 4 years a second surgery is needed to remove them. I knew this and decided to take them. I am not on hormones and feel great. There is a transitional period after your hysterectomy with ovary removal but since you aren't taking them then you should be fine. I was up and helping pack to move within 5 days of my surgery. I had abdominal surgery and my scar is at my hair line. Any questions??

I will shoot for down 10lbs in 10 weeks. Hope I make it. DeLarla you whiny butt come on. Labor Day is my birthday so give me this present. LOL!!

what size is it? I love that shirt. If it is the right size I want it. LOL!!!

Katerzz: Of the moderators that have posted we are in consensus to delete that one post on this thread about services.

WOW!!! Michelle you are looking good. LOVE LOVE LOVE the shirt.

I am NOT OLDER. THat is a fabrication. NOT TRUE!!! I am only 25. OK ducking for the thunder bolt.

OH HAPPY DAY!!! KELLY has a Birthday today. Love ya girl.

For those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating marriage. Under the assumption that men need (or ought) to be trained for marriage, Southwest Tech is offering a new 2 year associates degree. TWO YEAR DEGREE: Becoming a Real Man. That's right, in just six mini-mesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn anassociates degree in MA (Male Arts).Please take a moment to look over the program outline. FIRST YEAR Autumn Schedule: MEN 101 Combating Stupidity MEN 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework MEN 103 PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas Winter Schedule: MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to getting in at 2 AM MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook EAT 101 Get a Life, Learn to Cook II ECON 001 What's Hers is Hers Spring Schedule: MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like a Buttface When You're Wrong MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex MEN 123 Reasons to Give Flowers ECON 001 What Was Yours is Hers SECOND YEAR Autumn Schedule: SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep without It SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower SEX 103 How to Stay Awake After Sex MEN 201 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down Elective (See Electives Below) Winter Schedule: MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency MEN 211 How to Not Act Younger than Your Children MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver MEN 213 Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise or Billy Dee MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important Spring Schedule: MEN 220 Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only) MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay MEN 230B Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2 Course Electives: EAT 201 Cooking with Tofu EAT 202 Utilization of Eating Utensils EAT 203 Burping and Belching Discreetly MEN 231 Mothers-in-law MEN 232 Appear to Be Listening MEN 233 Just Say "Yes, Dear" ECON 001 Cheaper to Keep Her Just a thought for all the women out there... MENtal illness, MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown, MENopause, GUYnocologist (poetic spelling). Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men? Send this to all of the women you know (and men with a sense of humor) and brighten their day!!!... and when we have real trouble, it's a HISterectomy. (Ifit'scalled a HISterectomy, why doesn't he get it?) Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

MIchelle You crack me up. "HUH?" LOLOLOL I was thinking the same thing. UM Jack in laymens terms please.

I will confer with the moderators and see what to do.

Um,...YEAH!!! LOL!!

Katerzz: Are you talking about a THREAD or a POST? And if you are referring to the Ericbanded post then I would have to discuss it with the other moderators. Please clarify what you are referring to exactly so I am clear what you are asking.

Due to the nature of this thread and after a discussion with the moderators, we have agreed that this thread should be closed. This website forum is not designed to solicit patients, advertise services, or promotion of ONE particular physician or group of physicians. This website forum is for support and a place to come to vent our concerns, feelings, issues in a safe and non-threatening environment free from ads and or promotion type posts.

welcome aboard. Ask away any questions you might have and also follow Teresa's lead and do searches for your questions first if you don't find the answers then please do just give us a holler. We are here for all you newbies.

Due to the nature of this thread and after a discussion with the moderators, we have agreed that this thread should be closed. This website forum is not designed to solicit patients, advertise services, or promotion of ONE particular physician or group of physicians. This website forum is for support and a place to come to vent our concerns, feelings, issues in a safe and non-threatening environment free from ads and or promotion type posts.

Ericbanded: Please refrain from soliciting patients through this site.

What it isn't Sept YET???????? I am so itching to kick up my heels.

Ericbanded: I addressed this one another one of your posts. PLEASE do not solicit patients on this site.

Ericbanded: Please do not solicit patients on this site.