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Penni60

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  1. Penni60

    FUNNY thoughts!!!

    OK it is on its way. UPS Overnite delivery. lol
  2. Penni60

    FUNNY thoughts!!!

    Subject: Fw: Men Are Just Happier People Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a Water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier.
  3. Penni60

    Help Urgent

    Prayers go out to your sister. First though did they say why the lesions developed? Sounds suspicious to me. If she gets a second band what is to say she won't develope then a second time? Gotta find the reason for them developing the first time before getting a second larger band. Keep us posted.
  4. Penni60

    Long-term Banders ???

    I am 16 months out. Not sure what you want to know. I am doing great and haven't regretted this decision day one.
  5. Penni60

    CHAT anyone

    Hey I am going into the chat room for about an hour. If no one shows up then I am outta there for the night.
  6. Penni60

    CHAT anyone

    Shirts sound devine. Can't wait to see them. I will try to give you a call over the weekend.
  7. Penni60

    Your hobbit name?

    Um Mrs. Toadfoot ALL are invited. See my post. I would never ever NOT invite you and the rest of the Toadfoot clan.
  8. Penni60

    Cali Bandsters Unite!!

    Tuesday August 30th is cool with me. Heck I can even host the event at my house. BRING bathing suits. We can grill out or I can make something for us to eat. Any ideas? I am in Van Nuys. Right off the 405 at Sherman Way. In fact my back yard is the 405. LOL!!
  9. What are you nutz? LOL!! Of course reschedule that surgery. I had port revision surgery and although I was better able to move around than when I had the initial surgery I can't imagine going on a honeymoon after that. No making whoopee!! No swimming!! No swinging from the rafters!! POSTPONE that surgery. Enjoy your honeymoon and then get it done. Too much to deal with pre wedding to then have to deal with recovering from a surgery too.
  10. Penni60

    No stickies in the FAQ forum?

    This is a question for Alexandra who is still on vacation I assume. I think she and Alex, owner of the board, started that category. I was shocked to see only some are listed. If you can bump the threads with a short post then I can sticky them for you.
  11. Penni60

    New and Worried (Dr. Lopez)

    As one of the moderators, I would like to be made aware of what specific thread you are referring to. Can you please provide the name of the thread?
  12. Penni60

    Overnight Hospital Stay...

    Sanoviv is the name you were looking for.
  13. Penni60

    Your hobbit name?

    She is my long lost cousin on my daddy's side. LOL!!!
  14. Penni60

    Your hobbit name?

    You are all invited to the Hardbottle and Nobottle family reunion. To be held at the Emptybottle Reunion Hall over the hill from Drybottle Creek. LOL!!!
  15. Penni60

    Looking for Nashville bandsters

    I am going to be in the Nashville area over Labor Day weekend and would love to try to connect with a couple of you. My time is limited but would love to squeeze in a few meet and greets.
  16. Penni60

    I just weighed and I had to share!

    :) :Bunny :Bunny :Bunny :banana :banana :banana :banana :banana :banana :banana :banana :Bunny :Bunny :Bunny :D DOING THE HAPPY DANCE!!!!!
  17. Penni60

    Got an idea?

    Please send all info to my email address. Penni60@aol.com
  18. Penni60

    setting up a clothing exchange....

    I have given clothes to people on here as well. If you can't find anyone then it just depends if you wanna get a little money for the clothes or if you just wanna give them away. If you wanna try to sell them then find a consignment store in your area. If you wanna just give them away then find a church that has a clothes closet or a women's shelter or something of that nature. Goodwill will always take clothes and you can get a tax deduction from it as well.
  19. Penni60

    I'm back, had my plastic surgeries...

    Hey Estela: Post them pics. Glad you are doing much better.
  20. Penni60

    Got an idea?

    If I am going to get started on this project then I need some volunteers to share their stories. If I don't get much more of a response in the next week or two then I will drop this project altogether. All stages of progress are welcome. All I really need are before pics and a brief history of your decision to do the surgery. Once I compile all the data then I will ask for a second pic of where you are at now and another short story of what you have learned so far. This will not be a "fast" project it will be at least a year in the making. So if you are interested then let me know ASAP. I am looking for at least 30 to 50 candidates.
  21. Penni60

    Your hobbit name?

    Cirnellë Fëfalas Stick with the drinking theme here OK. Here is my pronunciation of my elvin name. Sir nell ee Fee fal as Or to clean it up some Certainly She fall on ass. LOLOLOLOL!!!!
  22. Penni60

    Your hobbit name?

    Well OK THEN! LOL!! Thanks for the insight into what a beryl was. Didn't know that little tidbit of into.
  23. Penni60

    Your hobbit name?

    Cirnellë Fëfalas this is my elf name. OK I give how do you pronounce these names?
  24. Penni60

    Your hobbit name?

    Beryl Overhill of Nobottle Beryl ??? Ok is it just me or does this whole name scream of something to do with drinking? Beryl (pronounced Barrel) Overhill (enough said) Nobottle (again enough said) Give me another drinkie pooh!
  25. Penni60

    Cali Bandsters Unite!!

    Dr. Billy visit was great. I am still on track but need to work on some issues that I already knew. SIGH!! It is never easy is it? LOL!! Meet Christine at Mimi's for lunch and conversation. That was very cool. She is so pretty and very sweet. THen we got a surprise phone call from VERA!! I got all excited cause I thought she was in the area and gonna meet us. But alas she was just horning in on our lunch. LOL!! Vera darlin you can do that anytime. HUGS!!!!!!! Wish Christine and I could have met up with more of you but life happens sometimes. Maybe next time.

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