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Brains HeadStrong or Easy Going?

A woman went to a k-mart service counter and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special". Suddenly, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming, "PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!" The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front a growing crowd of customers. The manager goes to the woman and asks, "Ma'am what's wrong?" She explained the problem with the toaster, and HE tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming "PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!" And doing so draws and even bigger crowd! &nb! sp; In shock, the store manager pleads "Ma'am, why are you saying that? In a huff, the woman says, "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I AM BEING SCREWED!! The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded.

I have been getting the dizzy feeling alot before last week. I would say have to grab something to steady myself or if I had been standing for awhile I would kind of tetter to one side. I upped my water intake and my protien now, so it has kinda subsided not gone completley.. One thing I did notice a couple weeks ago was a stabbing pain behind my left ear and horrible itching from inside. When I got a kleenex to poke at it I had a little blood. So maybe inner ear problem for me but I have not gotten it again. Who know I just started taking my vitamins more regular now cause I was skipping them.. Now when you get the dizzy feeling is your eyesight getting blurred as well?? Any cold clammy feeling??

Good Going... That time will be here before you know it.. Congrats!!

I guess I will go first. I am Mary and Married with 2 boys.

Brunette with Red highlights Tall or petite

Oh Barb how scary.. I hope they are all alright with no problems medical problems afterwards.. Praying for you all!!

Good Luck Mercedes - Wishing you a speedy recovery:)

There Slow dancing or Hip Hop

Sending Prayers - Have you gotten an update yet??

I like Ebay too. I have gotten all my new clothing through garage sales or traded the old for my size at a used clothing store..

Yes Paula curious to know since I am still having burning in my throat.. Going to ask if they will do a scope or another upper GI

Ocean nylons or knee highs

Welcome Butch You have done well in your weight Loss:) Hope you get the info you are looking for

I am with you Lady I am never going to reach my goal and I am happy where I am at right now. 71lbs and a year later I am so happy to have lost that much with my band.

I was watching a commercial about the new rice in a can mixed with Kidney or what ever beans and first thought was wow that looks like something I would want to try then I remembered your post and said no way!

I have to admit I have done it and the same as Vines says with meat if I am chewing and I know it is not going to go down why bother I will spit it out. Usually it's the taste I want. Or if I am eating and I get that golf ball feeling that I am full and I cannot afford to PB with the mouthful I have I will spit it out.

Please read her latest post.. It is heartbreaking that at 28yrs old she now has to overcome this latest episode.

Truck and Scuba Beer or Mixed drinks

Flats would kill my self in Stilettos. Hairy chest or No hair?? Saw a pic of Tim Mcgraw HUmm Yummy

LOL now I know.. Thanks for the Info

Wow how great to see a beach.. Cannot wait for those Pictures. Hope you have a great time Kathy

I'm in Greeley Colorado Not much going on as of late except the dry Heat.. and I do me Dry

Your kids are precious especially those blue eyes.. Camping is so relaxing I cannot wait to go again. I love the area you were at, so close to the water

I am with you on the Wine Heather. I am treating my self to a nice long lunch today with my mom & sister downtown while listening to a Tex-Mex Band. Then I will come back to reality (work).. Betty the more I look at Motorcyle Riders I see how free it is to have the wind in your hair.. I bet it was great