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Good for George. He's giving you and our wife the life of Caviar Dreams and Special Nugets. He sounds like he is holding his own in your family. :thumbdown:

Ever notice all the different kinds of people you come a cross in Wal-mart? My husband and I were in Wal-mart the other day, back in the appliance center. As we were strolling up and down one of the isles just looking.....some lady well into her thirties actually raised her leg; cut lose a huge, and very loud fart, and even shook her leg; like there may be something that was going to roll out of her pant leg. :eek: We looked up and there she was, looking right at both of us with this look on her face like, boy that feels better and I could do a better one next time. My husband and I both just totally lost it and all most peed our pants laughing at her. We both decided if she wasn't bothered by farting in front of us, we would just look her right back in the eyes and bust up laughing. The lifting of the leg and shaking it was what cracked me up. :frown:

Kelly, Lunch was fun. You look awesume! Your getting there. Terry

Kelly, El Toro is fine with me. I'll see you there at noon. Terry

Tell me it wasn't Wall-Mart.....If it was I rest my case. People in wal-mart are just strange.

I can see that happening. I myself put everything in the cart befor I even pay for anything. I do this because the same thing has almost happened to me.

I'll be thinking of you tomorrow morning Michele. Don't you dare back out now.....I would do it all over again in a minute.:regular_smile: Terry

Kat817, That was halarious. I'm sitting wiping tears out of my eyes. Poor Chelsea, and it was all your fault; well at least Chelsea seemed to think so. Terry

I'll be there Kelly at noon. :regular_smile: Terry

I talked to Thor. She had fallen and as a result of that fall she had some kind of fluid coming out of her port. quote(My Port site insision had letterly sprong a leak, shooting out like a water fausset.) I guess she is ok though. Terry

Poor little George. LOL :regular_smile:

Well put Green....and tackfull.

Wheetsin, That senior citizen wielding a sticker gun surly wasn't the greeter too. lol I think its just a different world inside the Mart. Wal-Mart seems to hire a lot of people with special needs. Sometimes this perjects over onto the customers. Terry

Hi Ladies, I'm glad you all enjoyed my funny story. I'm sure any day now another one will fall out from just no where. I have found that when I put a funny spin on life it's just more fun that way. Terry

Viridescence, I'm so sorry to hear that you have lost Gus. I had a cat I named after my Dad one time. I went into a big depression when I lost my Charlie. I now have another boy cat. His name is Shamu; he's a tuxedo black and white. This one is really different then my Charlie. Shamu is kind of sex crazed....he wants to try to stand on my arm and do something..... Well he is just like a man....if he is having trouble or what ever he will yell at me. Just a like a guy to blame the arm. Terry

Rain, I bet the man is there to try to pick people like you. He may just be lonely too. Terry

Michelle, I forgot to add....I just sent Thor an e-mail to see how she is. Terry

Hey Michelle, Well.....tomorrow is your big day. :regular_smile: I wish you the best. Please keep us informed on how you are doing. Make sure you do alot of walking Michelle to get rid of the gas from the surgery. Have someone take you to a mall or some place. Terry

Hi Kelly, I sent you a private message with my e-mail address in it. I would love to meet tomorrow. Let me know where. Terry

Hi Michelle, I'm glad you called the doctors office. It sounds like you are doing every thing you can possibly do. Are you planning to take a few days off from work after? You may not need any time off I was just wondering. Michelle I think I would take one of those big bottels of anti germ gel with a pump to school. Have all the little use it alot though out the day. The germ is either in the air or on the surfaces. Might be worth a try. Hope you feel better. Terry

I've desided I'm going to cheat when my husband and I have our next love fart contest....I'm going to use the Vick. Thanks Kat for the good advice. Terry

Hi Mrs.Chelsea, I don't suppose you happened to see Ophra today? Her show today was all about the lap band and gastric bypass. Well....the lapband is great, but you have to remember its just a tool to help us lose the weight. I thought when I first got it that the weight was just going to start dropping off. Well here I am one year later still working at it. I've only lost 30 lbs. I'm alot older then you are. When you are younger you tend to lose it faster. I'm 54, 5'2" and I was 206 when I had my surgery. I'm 180 now, a year later. I'm still learning and trying to make good choices in my food. I have just started going to the gym the last few weeks to try to get myself loseing again. I hope I helped you with some of this information. Keep us informed on what you desided to do. Lots of luck, Terry

No screaming?

Green, You should get a patten on this....Love Farts in a can. Then you could sell them at Spensers in the Mall.

Green, That was cute..... You just gave me an idea of what I can give my husband for his birthday coming up. Love Farts