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pwnykat

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  1. I want to be able to say this: "I might seem mild-mannered, measured and disciplined from the outside but not too far below the surface lives an eating machine that’s capable of caloric suicide and dietary behaviours which belie my alleged intelligence and knowledge"

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    How Many Calories Per Day?

    lol nut I'm on pre-op at 800 Calories a day (or trying to be 800 calories a day) - its so freaking hard when you're hungry all the time! Can't wait for post op!!!!
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    Chinese Food

    oh! You can eat Sushi! that makes me happy - I loooooove sushi, I was thinking I would have to give it up completely (or only have sashimi without the rice) and also yay Chinese!... I hope I can eat noodles at some point...
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    Hungry!

    good luck!
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    Tattoos

    you need to wait a while for the scar to heal properly - my artist say about 6 months properly, otherwise it scars up again and the ink can either blur or be rejected. my skin seems to reject white ink no matter what so gonna have to have that redone post op... one of my tats is my profile pic! I just love getting work done and would love one around my side once I am smaller/post skin tightening op. I think its a great idea. because I LOOOOVE getting inked. love love love love love
  6. had a zero change weigh in - pre op but worried they wont do the surgery if I dont lose enough...

  7. had a zero change weigh in - pre op but worried they wont do the surgery if I dont lose enough...

  8. wow what was the documentary called? I've looked up some videos on youtube, but a proper documentary would be cool. and yeah, I am thinking similar, only since my surgery is before xmas, its more that I wont be able to do all those bingey things I did last year, and I'm ok with that... I think...
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    November Dates

    *hugs* I am so so sorry hun, that must be very dissapointing @Sandy
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    November Dates

    Well Ttailsharp, good luck! you're the first cab off the rack! I've got my fingers crossed for you that you're a) safe and sound and still able to get the surgery on Thursday.
  11. HI all. I'm having a dilemma. Every week at work we have a morning tea - and these are epic morning teas. I've been ok holding off so far (preop midway through week 2 of a 6 week preop diet) but its the leftovers that just sit there all day that I am having issues with. they stare into the back of my head. I am popping listerine strips and sucking on my strawberry iron pills to distract myself, but too much of either isnt a good thing either... Anyone have good coping mechanisms for these pre-op temptations?
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    November Dates

    Congrats Karma Girl!!!
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    November Dates

    I know others are saying that she's jealous, but I think its actually that some people have NO concept of what its like to battle with their weight. Like my Surgeon was saying, for some people food just doesn't 'do it' for them, and those people have no idea and no sympathy for the struggles we have gone though. I dont think she is going to be a very supportive person in your life, and honestly would consider dropping the relationship, because she could seeth like a toxic swamp and ruin any good feelings you have. My 'best friend' last night said something that really hurt me. I was talking about how another friend came over and bought pizza one night and Lagsane another night to eat in my house in front of me and how insensitive that was. She told me to 'suck it up'.... seriously, If I was an alcoholic and someone brought over a bottle of wine to drink in front of me would she react the same?? It made me really really angry
  14. this one is animated and lots of explaination - I found it really interesting
  15. yep - 6 weeks preop diet. A bit harsh I would say, I think my surgeon expects me to cheat - shows what he knows . 1 month to go!
  16. gross topic. I'm on week 2 of my preop optifast diet, and all of a sudden, now that my body has switched to fat burning mode, I have a lot of oral gas, and a very very noisy stomach which, when I can get anything to come out, is coming out literally liquid. I have started putting benefibre into my shakes/dinner which will hopefully help but this noise in my insides is insane! it even woke me up last night it was so loud. Has anyone else experienced this preop?
  17. lol totally lesson learnt! I've been putting extra benefiber into my shakes and meals... well since last night at least, and it seems to have helped a little bit. still SO much gas though!
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    November Dates

    YAY Leah!!! Surgery twins!
  19. Wow that was really interesting... And really really gross. I'm not sure if I feel better, or if I'm just enjoying the jejunojejunoscopy word...
  20. oh the noises my belly is making

  21. oh also, my nurse said that they tell people you cant drink alcohol for 6-12 months after, but in reality by 3 months you can. You'll just get drunk quicker, sober quicker, but it stays in your bloodstream longer (so no driving or you'll get a dui), something to do with your liver processing the alcohol...
  22. I love beer - I'm a craft beer snob. I'm still preop but have managed to go to a few bars without drinking a beer... I get a straw, dip it in each of my friends beers, and drink the dribble full to taste it. Its not the same, I know, but my main interest with it is actually tasting it, not quaffing it... is that something you think you could try? or does it make it too much of a temptations Also, Beer is high carbs...
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    November Dates

    yay! I have gotten to the stage of my (super long) preop diet where I start having energy again and smell a little chemically! I know its gross, but totally a good thing! went for an hour walk today in the sunshine, it was so nice I wish the weather had been better earlier in the day though otherwise I would have rolled around in the daisies! Spring is so nice! and I am in a SUPER HAPPY MOOD now! Amazing what a little exercise can do!

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