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Daisalana

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    Why is sugar bad for banders

    It's not any worse for you than any other person in the world. It's 'bad' for RnY patients, because it causes dumping syndrome. Banders don't do this.
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    Advertising Rant..

    Me + Firefox =/= Compatible
  3. I heard this song for the first time the other day, something about it is so moving to me. The lyrics and her voice I guess! [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xq-ZmAYLeB8]YouTube - Brandi Carlile - The Story (Official Video)[/ame] Around 2:54 she scream-sings and it sounds so desperate, gives me goosebumps. Blah blah blah, go listen! She's like a mix of jewel & old rock-n-roll and some folksy old country.
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    Kaiser SUCKS!

    The silver lining, I should point out.. your insurance is paying for it. Some of us have forked out nearly 20k for our band. I would have waited 6 months if it meant I didn't have to pay for it :tongue2:)
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    Port Discomfort

    You think they'd move your port while you're pregnant? I would think that's extremely risky to the baby. My port is between my breasts, so no input here.. ---Just noticed a pizza HUT advertisement on this thread..wtf.
  6. Janie- Perks of Being a Wallflower, is the book they compared it to. I am about halfway into the curious dog, I don't see the resemblance, but it's a good book too. Well my weirdo dream for last night.. one of my gay buddies from high school was visiting me with his friends that I didn't know. I was really tired, so I went to bed and told them to let themselves out. They were, and I saw them sneaking back in. So I went to look, they were raiding my clothes (which were in the kitchen some reason) and stealing a bunch of PINK SWEATERS. uh huh.. I don't think I own any pink sweaters! Then we got into a fight, and then instantly I was on a road trip with my family & Russell. Russell jumps out of the van at a gas station--while we're still moving, to go to the bathroom. I kept thinking, how is he going to get back up here? And we kept right along.. so I finally made my dad turn around so we could go get him (I was convinced Russell did not think that through). And there was a bridge with a lot of water.. something scary happened that made me wake up in the middle of the night (with really bad arm cramps, I slept on it wrong) freaked out.. but I don't remember what! Finally remembered to bring my yogurt for breakfast, so enjoying that right now. Hope everyone has a good Friday!! TGIF! Oh and I must be oblivious, I don't remember a green shirt boob lady..I did notice a lot of the B&A are named Laura, which I figured had to do with Cookies, they fill in the blank with whatever your name is.
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    I hate it when people post just to post.....

    I had to pay for all my surgery in 3 different cashier's checks to 3 different people. Lots of running around-frustration. Sans blue hair. So, wasn't the hair! :tt2:
  8. And I still see booboo kitty.. who are you seeing???
  9. Yes it picks up Pam, there's even some pornographic parts (that as I read, I thought of Michelle reading this.. how twisted am I?) Keep going!
  10. Just got back from dinner with my musician buddy.. went to Applebee's and I had the shrimp & spinach salad...mmm.. it is SO good. Came home, and 'the curious incident of the dog in the night-time' came in today..woohoo. Going to start reading that tonight. I gave Water for Elephants to my granny to read (she loves reading, we also exchange books). She called me at work today all excited, she said yesterday morning she sat down with the book and coffee.. she didn't get a single thing done yesterday because she said she could not put it down. I was the same way, I took it with me to walmart lol. She said it's been a while since she had a book she couldn't stop reading.. so hopefully this one is good too and she'll like it.. but I think she got a kick out of the descriptions of the old people in the elephant book :tt2:
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    Nipple piercing

    Me too.. And tapshoes, the world takes all kinds of people :tt2: I understand and appreciate nipple piercings, but the stretched earlobe things.. or even labret piercings.. gross me out!!
  12. There's another thread about this somewhere.. many of us are not use to not having padding.. well some of us never had much to begin with down there, but even LESS now.. yeah it hurts..but you get use to it (unless sitting on cement or hard wood benches)
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    Obesity Help Lawsuit filed by Gary Viscio

    No info, but.. wow.
  14. LOL Suzie! I like that. I found this in the lounge area, in case you girls don't go there I had to repost it for you-- Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1 Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate. ------------------------------- DEAR DESPERATE, First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember that overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7 -Tech Support
  15. Hi Susan, I was pretty much crippled by time I finally got the band (one of my major factors in having the surgery). I was doing cortizone shots, but they were working less and less. I actually did not exercise to begin with due to the pain, but luckily I was able to lose weight without it. There are a few things I can think of though besides water aerobics.. Try lifting free weights, while sitting.. or the leg weights, also while sitting, making sure you use small weights to start as not to hurt the back. Many machines you can use (exercise) at gyms, or if you care to buy them yourself, that can be done sitting.. the mini-elleptical can be done from a chair. When the pain starts going away with weightloss, start walking small amounts at a time.
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    Topless Protest Day

    My husband sent me this, I got a kick out of it. He thinks I should support the cause. He tries! GoTopless
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    LMAO - Installing A Husband

    Hahahahahaha that is TOO FUNNY!!
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    Forgotten birthday

    I guess since my paycheck goes in too, I clean the trash up that he takes out, and he doesn't wash my car or do the grocery shopping, or clean the litter box............. I am petty with things like birthday. Not saying you should be mad, but I would be. And I realize I am petty sometimes, but I grew up where the 'little things' like a card with a sentiment, or leaving a note somewhere, etc.. are important and make me feel really special. If he didn't even acknowledge my birthday I would be fit to be tied. Maybe you live & learn, I'm still young and demand attention for special occasions.
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    I hate it when people post just to post.....

    Yay Leslie! I was bouncing between 2 numbers consistently since banding, back and forth till a new low number was introduced. Past 2 weeks I actually bounce between SEVEN numbers. 212-219.. one day is 212, the next is 219, then 215, then 217, then 212 again. Fun times, fun times indeed.
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    Lap band - don't do it!! Scarred for life

    I don't know who you can blame for someone not doing their own educating on a surgery before they get it. There's a certain kind of ignorance in a person who would have a weight loss surgery and simply goess off of a 1 hour seminar, a psych counseling, and whatever small meeting they have with the surgeon. Be an adult, no one should have to hold your hand and tell you how to educate yourself.
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    Topless Protest Day

    I missed it regardless, I was busy being dressed that day!
  22. Wait wait, do tell, what experience does Obama have exactly? Palin may not have the experience, but she's the VP candidate, where as Obama does not have the experience & is the PRESIDENTIAL candidate.
  23. Just my 2 cents, no because.. it's Lap-Band Talk. It's not Weight Loss Surgery Talk or Obesity Talk.. it's.. LAP BAND. If people are wanting information for DS or something, they should seek DS forums.. I wouldn't go to a forum on siamese cats expecting information on persians.
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    Toilet Paper and Restrooms

    I like the wet clothes by cottonelle, but I recently discovered Platex makes them too, and they have a really nice smell.. so I swapped to that.
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    I hate it when people post just to post.....

    SO ANYTHING NEW GOING ON!!!?!??!?!!!!11111oneoneoneoenone :crying:

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