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Maddysgram

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  1. Maddysgram

    Have You Nicknamed You Lapband Yet?

    Now I know why I love you so much DSD, you called me a child and I'm older than you.hahaha Now CG, definitely needs to grow up. It's not all about pretty pink nails, princess's and dragons. It's about being nice to your fellow princess's. I'm not messing with aj today. She had a can of whoop ass this am. If our new band friend plays nice, she can join our club! Banded 5 strikes again!
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    Hello From The New Guy

    Welcome to LBT! I promise you, the time will go by really fast and if you take the next 5 mths researching and following this forum, you will know everything you need to know to succeed. I've been here everyday for 7mths, surgery Monday, and these wonderful people have taught me a lot. I really don't expect any LB surprises. Best wishes on your journey! Hope to see you around!
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    Have You Nicknamed You Lapband Yet?

    Yep, Sarasota Memorial. Both my girls born there, plus all my grandchildren. Had hysterectomy there too. I'm surprised they don't say , we know you, you're not welcome here.
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    Have You Nicknamed You Lapband Yet?

    Sitting at hospital waiting for pre admit. Why do they make you walk so far? CG breath, Alex will write you on your upcoming birthday. Morning DSD! Where you at aj? CG, see if you can put your mirror down and try to get some work done. Good note- don't have to pay a dime!!!!
  5. Maddysgram

    Hungry But Getting Stuck!

    If your eating to fast , too much at one time or too big a bite, could be causing you to feel stuck.
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    Have You Nicknamed You Lapband Yet?

    You too DSD! Stay away from the evil princess & her dragon.
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    Uhc Bmi ?

    I was over 40 and I still need 5yrs of medical records to prove I've been obese for that long. Dang, they could go back 30 yrs and see that.lol
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    Have You Nicknamed You Lapband Yet?

    Ok, kites put away. Let see, Dee is corrupt. AJ got a love letter from Alex (btw, he sent me birthday wishes, so I think he might be two timing you aj). Now that leaves our little pink princess b***h, what trouble is she now causing? If we could just keep her focused instead of talking to herself about her talons. Charming here is on her way to bed, I have a date with a good looking(I hope) pre administer at 8am. Have to leave the house by 7. This is really going to cut into my beauty rest, but oh well, now you three have a shot at being sexy like me. Catch you beautiful ladies(I use ladies loosely ) later. Nitey nite! xoxoxo
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    Getting This Thing Out Of Me!!!

    You sound just like a girl who was on here a few weeks ago. Did your grandma make you get the band? AJ ,I <3 u !!!!!
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    Have You Nicknamed You Lapband Yet?

    I'm really sorry I had to leave you with the evil pink princess. I'm hear now, I'll take care of her, along with that nasty person who was so rude to you. Talk about needing mental help, maybe PPB can refer her to her therapist. I can't believe she also corrupted Dear Sweet Dee! Whom I'm now going to refer to as DSD.
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    Have You Nicknamed You Lapband Yet?

    Time to knock princess off her cloud... Dee please wash her potty mouth out with ivory liquid. aj you sure had to take a load of crap from pppb today. My condolences! Luv you Dee!! You're so sweet & special. Don't trust the princess, she has this thing about knives & backs.j/s
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    Cauliflower "poppers"

    Def going to make these. I've done this with brussel sprouts(which I thought I hated) good too. Thanks for sharing!
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    Ordered New Road Bike!

    Congratulations! That is awesome! Happy riding!
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    Irrational Fears

    Don't most of us go through life wondering "what if"? I know I do. My surgery is Monday the 15th and I've had the "what ifs" running threw my head. I too, have had many surgeries with no problems, but "what if".... I'm going to do the same thing I did when I received an all expense paid trip to an African safari and I had never flown before, after all "what if" the plane went down in Atlantic, plus all the little puddle jumpers flying from camp to camp"what if"? When I faced my fear and boarded that huge plane, I kept singing a song in my head " Because He lives, I can face tomorrow. Because He lives all fear is gone. Because I know He holds my future and life it worth the living. Just because He lives". It worked for Africa & it will work Monday! So my friend my thoughts & prayers will be for you to find peace and a quick recovery after and I pray you'll do the same for me. Best Wishes!
  15. From my first consult to actually getting a surgery date was 6mths. That's what my insurance required. Then I was delayed another month for personal issues, so this Monday is my day,yeah! !! I wasn't happy at first about time and hoops I had to jump throw, but now I'm glad it took awhile. It gave me plenty of time to learn all I could about LB. If I had the surgery quicker, I don't think I would have done very well. I'm a little slow on absorbing all the info, lol. Best wishes on your journey!
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    Test

    Ken, I'm still waiting for grade on my test?
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    Have You Nicknamed You Lapband Yet?

    I warned you!!!
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    Port's On My Other Left! Oops!

    Woohoo, she's back and as bad as ever! When I say bad, it means good. Best wishes on your new journey!
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    Acid Reflux

    I think my good friend aj is right. Call your Dr.
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    Test

    But alas the pretty pink princess let one of her lady like farts go and said dragon turned to see what the commotion was and burned her little pink butt. The 2 b*****s laughed hysterically and went off hand in hand to pet the cute unicorn. Where they ran into Elvis and he told them " you 2 have me all shuck up" I never saw such beautiful b*****s in all my days. Come have a peanut butter and banana sandwich with me. CB went and had the sandwich but aj had to decline b/c she was afraid of getting stuck. So CB & Elvis went off into the sunset and left the 2 b*****s behind. The end
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    Bye Bye Big Clothes

    Woohoo! Nothing feels better than smaller pants. Congratulations!!!
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    My Wife's Surgery Day Hell!!!

    Most hospitals have a patient advocate. I would ask to speak with them. Even about wrong arm band incident.
  23. Maddysgram

    My Wife's Surgery Day Hell!!!

    Sorry about your wife's terrible experience and I hope she is doing better.

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