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I should have picked aj up in my beautiful balloon and given her a ride home. "Would you like to ride in my beautiful balloon, way up in the sky in my beautiful balloon" CG, go put your "always grumpy" slippers on, so no has to look at them size 12 feet. You're going to rue the day you told me about those slippers. LOL

I'm sure he said "damn" and put them back on. Toenails are probably clicking on the floor b/c they look like claws.

Amen to that!!!

Welcome to all the other wonderful ladies! In case you didn't know from a previous thread, I'm the Sexy one. CG is, well I don't have to spell it out , yes I do, b***h! aj is very charming even if she does carry a widdle gun and shoots wannits. Is DSD here today or is she lost on the other thread?

Ah geez!!!!

Moving on to Freaking Friday.....

I got seven cats that will take all your dogs, with just one paw!

I was just going to ask ,wth did you guys have for Breakfast this morning?!? You both have gone from bitchy to syrupy sweet in a heartbeat. Though me being the Charming B, what CGB said is absolutely true. I wuv everyone too! Now lets get back to being The Banded B's. CG, get your arse out of that pink chair and do something useful. aj, work on being less charming and more sarcastic. DSD, with all those boys, just keep, keeping on. As for me, it's time for my nap! Do Not Disturb! I know CG, I know, I'm already disturb!

That's great! Thanks for posting. Now we call all learn from this.

My Dr just said I couldn't drive for a week after surgery.

and it's Oct.15th. They wanted to do it Oct. 1, but I'm taking my granddaughter to Georgia Oct. 5 and they said that would be to soon. I don't mind. I've been waiting 6mths so whats a little more time. YEAH!!!!!

Inquiring minds want to know. Not banded yet, but I've heard of 2 places I would never had thought of. Banding Oct 15, might want to tell Doc where to stick it. I know, I bad! Lol

Monday's a go for me! Just pre admit at hospital yesterday. I have Scott Stevens out of Sarasota Memorial Hospital Bariatric Center. They run a very educational program.

T&P for quick recovery & improved health! Congratulations on WL! Keep us posted on how things go.

ROFLMAO!!! It's the little things in life that make us happy! If laughter is the best medicine, we ain't never getting sick!

I agree with Mis & Roja. You should not be puking all the time. If you're eating correctly, small bites & chewing till mush, you should not puke at all. Talk with your Dr and see what the problem is. Best wishes!

super duper ignorant!!! I would have said, I know I'm fat, but your just a b***h!lol and people wonder where our young kids get some of their rudeness, from rude adults that's where.

I feel you sista! I'm not even banded yet ,Monday Oct.15, but I ate some eggs & sausage crumbles last night. If it doesn't come out of me soon, they will not have to fill my stomach with gas. I'm already there. Of course, I just realized I have GasX for post surgery. A little slow in figuring, duh try it!

Please go to the top of this page's toolbar and click on Magazines and read Jean McMillan's article "Do You Have Wantpower". Only you can answer that question. I believe you do and I believe in you! Best Wishes on your journey!

The sad thing is we crack ourselves up!

I hope the wittle wabbit doesn't tie a knot in the end of her wittle gun!!!