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Maddysgram

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  1. Maddysgram

    Shelf Butt Blues

    I think I feel a song coming.... Yep, yep definitely .... I got my apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur. Something something looking at her. Give my big booty a smack Going low low low You started it!
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    Burning Around Navel

    The incision there probably messed with some nerves. Should clear up in time. I know this b/c I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night. LOL No really, thats what I was told.
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    Help!

    Sounds like maybe you ate to fast or a little to big a bite and aggrevated your tummy, or maybe something you ate isn't tolerated any more. I'd go back to full fluids for a day. If you can't drink at all, call your Dr pronto.That's one of the reasons for journaling, maybe you see a pattern with a certain food. My Dr doesn't allow applesauce or mash potatoes for 30 days. But all Drs are different. Call your Dr if this persist. Good luck!
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    The Dead...after Surgery.

    Sweetie, Don't take anything on here seriously. At night some of us (not me) get a little crazy. We never mean to hurt anyone's feelings. We just crazy!
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    Annoying Crap That Your Partner Does!

    Ok ladies, I will be married 40 yrs next month and like Jean McMillan writing Bandwagon, I could write a book "The Ways I Stop From Killing My Husband". Laundry next to basket too, trash next to trash can(biggest rrrrr), I'm hungry, I'm hungry after a huge breakfast,ice cream, cookies, peanuts,chips. I kid you not!!! He being of normal weight Grrrrrrr! I'm sure he doesn't like me saying " you don't know what hunger is", as I drink my protein shake. But for 40yrs he has loved me, most the time over 200lbs and has never mentioned not one word about losing weight.
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    Bandages?

    I had to take bandages off day after surgery, having allergic reaction. Now the steri strips stay on until they fall off.
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    The Dead...after Surgery.

    In my house is seems like its call "leave me alone", "stop that", "put that thing away",LOL It's all good! btw, call my grandson "sugar booger", better stop that.lol
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    Unexpected Nsv

    That is awesome! Congratulations! I bet now that your pants aren't baggy, ppl will be saying, you've lost a lot more weight. Woohoo!
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    Newbie.... Bob

    Yes, purchase Jean McMillan's book, Bandwagon. Everything you need to know and then some. Best Wishes!
  10. Hi everyone! Laying up here in my hospital pumped full of drugs and I feel goooood! Really the surgery wasn't as bad as I imagined and I can't wait for the journey on this side. YEAH!!!! Thanks for all the good thoughts & prayers!
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    Shelf Butt Blues

    You got it babe!!!
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    The Dead...after Surgery.

    If I tell my hub I want some booger, he's libel to flick one on me and I'm talking "a booger".
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    Shelf Butt Blues

    Oh you guys have done it now. Can't get the song by Sir Mix A Lot, Baby Got Back out of my head..... I like big butts and I can not lie......
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    Its My 1 Year Bandaversary! 60 Pounds Lost

    WTG! My theory is, any loss is a good loss. Congratulations! You should be very proud!
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    Eat And Drink

    1. Drinking with food can make your food slide threw your pouch, so you don't feel satisfied very long. 2 If you get stuck that fluid backs up until you blow. By blow I mean puke and its very painful, according to my Dr.
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    Operating From An Iphone

    You can do a lot more online. Post a status keep a ticker check out others profiles and what threads they have been on.
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    Black Ride

    Now that I'm off my phone, I can really see it. Niiiccceeee!!
  18. I'm the same as you day 3 post op full liquids. How long do you say on full liquids? I'm 30 days. Just curious
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    First Post-Op Thread

    Did the baby break your ribs?? If so, how big was the baby?
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    My Halloween Nails!

    FYI- My daughter makes vinyl decals for nails @ Myvinyldestination on Facebook. Anything vinyl check it out if you go on FB.

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