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Maddysgram

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  1. Maddysgram

    A Penis Has A Rough Life

    She will never be regular!!! Hey Who does a craft show at 10pm? What are you ladies crafting, hummmm?
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    A Penis Has A Rough Life

    Told you the vixen would come out after kiddies weren't around
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    Introducing....diva1920

    Hi Valerie! It's normal to be afraid of the unknown, but you really don't have anything to worry about. Day of surgery you arrive at hospital 2 hrs. before surgery. They get you all comfy and hook up an IV for fluids. Then I just watched tv. Then just before surgery they give you something for your nerves. Take you in Operating room, transfer you to table and again ppl hooking you up to monitors and before you know it, you're waking up in recovery all done and ready to start a healthy wonderful life. If you follow ALL your Drs. orders you will do just fine! Just keep thinking about yourself more healthy & happy, great prize! I wish you all the best!
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    Introducing....diva1920

    It's nice you set a goal,lol. Get it a goal! I crack myself up sometimes. I have no doubt that you will!
  5. Maddysgram

    A Penis Has A Rough Life

    Your head just got a little heavier!j/s
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    Home From Hospital And Banded!!

    Congratulations! You take good care of yourself and follow Drs. orders. During the day, get up every 2 hrs and walk a little, it helps a lot. Need anything, we're here for you.
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    A Penis Has A Rough Life

    That's b/c of your big head Miss Princess b***h! No, really it's b/c you're much brainier than us!
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    A Penis Has A Rough Life

    I'm sorry DSDB, you still swollen from the bacon thing a couple days ago?
  9. Maddysgram

    Do You

    Dolly, I'm going to start calling you Holy Moly. You look awesome! Congrats on your WLs!
  10. My Surgeon made my day today. He was so pleased with me, he hugged me. Best part is, he is sooooo cute! I think I'm in love!lol

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    Introducing....diva1920

    Aj, don't look nowbut your pantaloons are on fire! Hot ass!
  12. I've only been banded for 10 days so I don't have all your answers. I do know that learning everything you can possibly know about LBS will help you a lot. This is a good forum to learn from the pros & you can also learn from those having a hard time. I was at my post op appt today and my Dr was so pleased with me. We sat and talked and he said "sounds like you have studied up on this". I said " yep, everyday for 7mths". I told him I didn't plan on wasting his time or mine. You can do this if you want it bad enough! Get some books, hang out here!
  13. Maddysgram

    October Bandsters?

    Congratulations Msbritt& Patrick! Follow Drs orders and you'll do fine.
  14. Thoughts & prayers with with you Lanna! Plenty of support here for you!
  15. Maddysgram

    Medications And The Band

    Not a problem with B /P, Cholesterol, Prilosec & Tramadol. I'm 10 days out and have no problems. I was chopping them and emptying capsules and one morning not thinking a took the capsule with no problem. Now I just take them like I always did.
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    Medications And The Band

    Evidently not, that's what they gave me to come home with.
  17. Maddysgram

    A Penis Has A Rough Life

    So what your saying, I have to play with myself......later baby
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    A Penis Has A Rough Life

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    A Penis Has A Rough Life

    And where's the lady(I use the term loosely ) who started this thread? Oh Yellow rose of Texas where are you? Are you hunting wabbits?
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    A Penis Has A Rough Life

    I just can't believe what you guys did to my DSDB!!!!
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    A Penis Has A Rough Life

    Hey Princess B, hows hub & dobies?
  22. Maddysgram

    A Penis Has A Rough Life

    TTYL. XOXOXO
  23. Maddysgram

    Why Am I So Tired ???

    Dude, where in Illinois? I'm originally from Downers Grove. I'm like Jean, the queen of skin irritations. Never can figure some of them out. Benadryl is my friend.

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