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Maddysgram

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  1. Maddysgram

    A Penis Has A Rough Life

    Thats right! We won't be able to take more than 10. Aj can only count that far. I guess she could use toes, ok 20
  2. Maddysgram

    A Penis Has A Rough Life

    I could bring my blender!
  3. Maddysgram

    Dr Kuri

    All things are permissible, but not all things are beneficial. 1Cor 10:23
  4. Maddysgram

    A Penis Has A Rough Life

    Hey,we're going to have to take Chaz's honorary membership away.
  5. Maddysgram

    A Penis Has A Rough Life

    Hi my Banded B's So happy to see DSDB with us even if its a short time. Wishing you the best on your new job. Who's Jack, mediator? So glad us newbies have our own personal b***h to go to, thanks YRB! If anyone cares I get a **** load of kids for Tor T. Just tried Oikos key lime greek yogurt,mmmmmmm But my husband didn't turn into John Stamos. I want my money back.
  6. Maddysgram

    A Penis Has A Rough Life

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    A Penis Has A Rough Life

  8. Maddysgram

    Hurricane Food

    Always keep a hand crank can opener!
  9. Maddysgram

    Hurricane Food

    Sorry about whats going on up there. I'm from Florida and every year we have our hurricane survival kits. Including important paper work in plastic bags. We always buy can goods, Beans you can eat cold, tuna, Peanut Butter. Also make sure we have propane for grill. After being without electricity for a week in the middle of August, we got a small a/c unit & generator. Always have full gas tanks and a couple 5 gal gas cans too. The way its been the last couple years I think the north should start having a hurricane plan before you need it. I wish you all the best!
  10. Maddysgram

    A Penis Has A Rough Life

    Happy Halloween my BandedB's! Today for Halloween I'm going to be the Banded Sweetheart today. Of course that won't be hard for The Charming One!
  11. Maddysgram

    3.5 Years Banded

    Sorry you had a terrible start and glad things worked out eventually. Congratulations on the 66 lbs! That's awesome! Best wishes for your future!
  12. Thoughts & prayers with you all! You are right, of course. Chapter 119 of Psalms is one of my faves!
  13. Maddysgram

    One Week To Go!

    Wishing you the best ! You sound like most of us before surgery.lol. Sorry your husband can't be with you. Mine couldn't either, but you're there for such a short time . You'll do great! It's so nice being on the other side, banded Oct 15 th, instead of reading everyone's post and wishing you were there. I'm glad you spent a lot if time here learning. I spent 7mths and I think it was the best thing for preparing me. Now there's no surprises! Best wishes on your journey! PS don't forget Chapstick
  14. Maddysgram

    Profile Pictures Are Deceptive To Me.

    ^ | This is really me..........lol
  15. Maddysgram

    Newly Banded

    Welcome to the boards Lindsey! I was banded 10/15 but have been here for over 7mths. This is a great group of ppl. There is a lot of knowledge , support & inspiration and a little joking around too. Join in anytime! Best wishes on your journey!
  16. Maddysgram

    Sugar

    I don't keep up with basketball, sorry BB!
  17. Maddysgram

    Halloween...

  18. Maddysgram

    Halloween...

  19. Maddysgram

    Sugar

    Amen FL sista! Other than the arrival of snowbirds.
  20. Everything is permissible, but not everything is beneficial 1 Cor10:23

  21. Maddysgram

    A Penis Has A Rough Life

    Peach, I love peaches!
  22. Maddysgram

    Sugar

    Smell of a fire burning on a cold night
  23. Maddysgram

    A Penis Has A Rough Life

    Now that Im all clean up and smelling pretty, I think I'll have some yogurt. Now the problem is peach,blueberry, strawberry or raspberry? ? Decision decisions. My life is so hard!
  24. Maddysgram

    A Penis Has A Rough Life

    The ass whoppin is a present and I'd do it for your own good b/c I wuv u!
  25. Maddysgram

    A Penis Has A Rough Life

    Glad someone does! I'm just joshin, I wuv you too, but I ain't sending flowers

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