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Maddysgram

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  1. Maddysgram

    A Penis Has A Rough Life

  2. Maddysgram

    A Penis Has A Rough Life

    39 y ago, no she wasn't born yet.
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    A Penis Has A Rough Life

  4. Maddysgram

    A Penis Has A Rough Life

    I tell everyone to hang on there!!!
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    A Penis Has A Rough Life

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    A Penis Has A Rough Life

  7. Maddysgram

    A Penis Has A Rough Life

    I have my glasses on and it's just CG being mean and nasty, mean and nasty. BTW She's PMSing, thats why all our Banded Bs took off.
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    A Penis Has A Rough Life

    That was not funny and don't encourage her!
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    A Penis Has A Rough Life

    Girl you are crazy!!! Trip me like that after I told you how much I wuv u!!!!
  10. Maddysgram

    A Penis Has A Rough Life

    Are they penguins?
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    A Penis Has A Rough Life

  12. Maddysgram

    A Penis Has A Rough Life

    Well it does sound like it has a rough life. Be patient with your wife, she could be going through menopause which can mess you up for quite a few years. I never met a man who ever thought they were getting enough! Hang in there! No pun intended
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    A Penis Has A Rough Life

    How can he guard the princess's if he's got a cold?
  14. Maddysgram

    A Penis Has A Rough Life

    Is he holding his breathe? His face is blue.
  15. Maddysgram

    New Member

    P S s asking questions is how you learn. No one minds questions.
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    A Penis Has A Rough Life

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    A Penis Has A Rough Life

    Shhhh, don't tell CG aka pppb
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    New Member

    I am 56 and was banded 10/15. Lovethenewme told you what to expect from the band, so I'll tell you my experience with the surgery. I can't say I was in a lot of pain from the surgery itself, but the gas they pump into you has your stomach so distended, it is uncomfortable, but not unbearable. They give you a liquid pain med , which helps and puts you to sleep. The best thing you can do from get go is get up and walk, walk, walk. That gets rid of that gas. I never had the shoulder gas pain ppl talk about. I was able to swallow my b/p, prilosec& arthritis medicine whole after 1 wk. I cut them up before then. Like LTNM said, read everything you can and be prepared. I wish you the best on your journey!
  19. I think everyone is different. I am totally satisfied with my 1/2 to 3/4 c of full liquids for 4 hrs. Where I'm reading everyone else are starving.
  20. Maddysgram

    Get Soooo Tired After Eatin

    Are you getting in your protein and water quota? That was about the time I went through a tiredness, but not connected with eating.
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    A Penis Has A Rough Life

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    A Penis Has A Rough Life

    You can't ask a FL girl that, remember hanging chads!!!
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    A Penis Has A Rough Life

    I have to get hub dinner .TTYL
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    A Penis Has A Rough Life

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