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☠carolinagirl☠

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  1. ☠carolinagirl☠

    A Penis Has A Rough Life

    she is a ****...........your damn right she worked hard for it...........
  2. ☠carolinagirl☠

    Please Excuse My Dumb Question...

    picture AJ in pink camo with a gun huntin wabbits (still gorgeous) picture madd naked (still gorgeous) running through sprinkers waving a pizza box.......
  3. ☠carolinagirl☠

    Please Excuse My Dumb Question...

    oh......and long fingernails :wub:
  4. ☠carolinagirl☠

    Please Excuse My Dumb Question...

    picture a short, tan, southern speaking gorgeous princess......that be ME
  5. ☠carolinagirl☠

    A Penis Has A Rough Life

    my ins paid $30,000 for my band someone else may pay more less (that is what the bill said btw) and to read someone just eating bc they went somewhere and not follow their dr's really upsets me. i cannot understand that i am far from perfect but really......soon they will be saying, its the bands fault....why is it not working,,,,,
  6. ☠carolinagirl☠

    A Penis Has A Rough Life

    ok, i went and replied to jumping steps am sure i will get my ass handed to me. calling my b***** for back up
  7. ☠carolinagirl☠

    Jumped Several Steps

    congrats on your surgery first. you are still swollen after surgery and you are lucky you didnt eat something that could have hurt you. granted it most likely did not happen but you went through all the trouble of band surgery (major surgery) to eat at a wedding? i am sorry, but i dont understand that. you are on liquids to help heal the insides and the stitches around your band sewn onto your stomach are fresh. you really need to follow the dr's instructions. Remember what you did to need WLS in the first place. over eating and high calorie junk foods. if you dont change what you eat now, even getting fills wont help you lose weight. you gotta help the band. sorry if i offend. and whats done is done that is correct but you deserve to treat yourself better.
  8. ☠carolinagirl☠

    A Penis Has A Rough Life

    told whom to climb under what rock?? where was I......you all know i hate hate hate being left the f*** out cream soup.........naughty thoughts.....get it cream...
  9. ☠carolinagirl☠

    A Penis Has A Rough Life

    yeah, esp tomorrow................
  10. ☠carolinagirl☠

    A Penis Has A Rough Life

    3 pcs of jolly rancher has 50 cal per their website. HOWEVER semen only have 5-7 calories per teaspoon. just an fyi
  11. ☠carolinagirl☠

    A Penis Has A Rough Life

    wonder if my purple dragon would have caught me........
  12. ☠carolinagirl☠

    A Penis Has A Rough Life

    ok. i had to train someone to use our website..... and am all done.....where is everyone?? desert? lousiana gal? banjo? mad? aj? deedee? where have all the b***** gone ppp is all alone and scared.....
  13. ☠carolinagirl☠

    Questions About The Iband?

    i have the implication with the band and i also have tricare prime....super easy to work with tricare (and regular co pays exist w/me which is $12 per visit) but tricare approved me 1 yr in advance for 50 visits w/my surgeon after band)....highly recommend this. its not easy and its not a cure all. you still gotta eat right and exercise some.
  14. ☠carolinagirl☠

    A Penis Has A Rough Life

    oh my gosh.......you dare talk to a pretty pink princess in this manner how dare you i mean really how dare you but i def deserved it GF
  15. ☠carolinagirl☠

    Do You Snack Between Meals?

    if i get hungry between meals, i eat a healthy/protein filled snack... .
  16. ☠carolinagirl☠

    A Penis Has A Rough Life

    not sure about popular as i am the (mean one) here who lays the smackith down like the rock did on wrestling.......plus he is gorgeous and i am NOT........ i wish my son was closer also. breaks my heart sooooooooo bad
  17. ☠carolinagirl☠

    A Penis Has A Rough Life

    did you know that tomorrow is my 28th wedding anniversary. hub been banging the same p for that long.....OMG
  18. rainy monday, windy, cool and left my 4oz chili at home....

  19. ☠carolinagirl☠

    Gained 5 Lbs Since Surgery?!

    wow, newbies, stay off the scale. you are so very much healing and the scale will go up and down. you guys are panicking for no reason and are not really doing yourself any good by weighing and when you do and you see it go up...you spazz..... and that makes me sad for ya. (if you are compliant with dr's orders, you are not (((gaining weight)) merely Water and that is what you will lose). the first month is for healing. i would suggest not weighing yourself as you are so anxious to see the numbers come off..and THEY will. well anyhow that is all i have to say about that except congrats on the surgery.
  20. ☠carolinagirl☠

    5 Days Post Op...still Nauseous

    well, i am sorry you are feeling poorly and i hope you get to feeling better. your stomach/insides is still very swollen still so you must sip. not drink. i found out after my surgery that drinking too quickly (or too fast) or too much made me sick to my stomach. are you sipping (baby sips) as you stated you drank alot of Water? not sure of the pain you describe. if its that bad and you are doubling over, please call the dr and ask them as they'd know what to advise.
  21. ☠carolinagirl☠

    Weight Loss Fluctuation

    well, i have been known to gain 8 to 10 pounds during tom.... scale goes up and down all day long..hang in there as it sounds like you are doing great.
  22. ☠carolinagirl☠

    Goodbye 400's

    this is a most excellent post. thanks for sharing and well done friend
  23. ☠carolinagirl☠

    A Penis Has A Rough Life

    just another day of insurance, agent issues, damage claims, phone and emails non stop (makes me think i am popular) and always someone wanting something from (me)........ my son and my daughter in law and granddaughter are in ok city where my son is stationed at tinker afb
  24. ☠carolinagirl☠

    First Time I Threw Up

    well, since you are 1 week and some out from surgery, i am betting you are still very swollen inside still. in my opinion, way tooo soon to try chicken and green beans (unless your doctor ok'd you to progress to reg foods already). anyhow, i would go slow on eating. chew alot but you may have just rushed ((eating too soon)). all the best and congrats on your surgery
  25. ☠carolinagirl☠

    Wow U Eat That!?

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