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dee257

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  1. dee257

    How To Become A Banded B*****

    omg we have to protect the princess from VD....but wasnt SHE the one yesterday talking about what was that she had for dinner..Hmmmmm......
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    Please Excuse My Dumb Question...

    hello B****** .....wow what a night.... not to scare any one but I had another PB issue last night that lasted.....OMG 4 hrs.... I ate slow...an chewed...but the ham was dry and green veggies dont do good with my band... but its what I made the family for dinner...so I thought if I chewed chewed and ate slow... It was horrable....and after I PBd a lil I was dumb enough to think ok a lil sip of water will help now...BUZZZZZZ... wronge......Today I feel tight....Im sure I have to bee swallon some.....so I am staying on liquids...and see how I feel as the day goes on... Aj....how do you deal with PBs.....and how often do you get them....this was the worse I have had.... almost makes you have a hate relationship with food...and Im really ok with that
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    A Penis Has A Rough Life

    All fooling aside...I had ham and beans for dinner and have been PBing for over a hr.....omgoodness the pain
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    A Penis Has A Rough Life

    bye bye Cutie...happy penis hunting...remember....chew chew chew....lmao ok kiddies home...see you all later too...blows kisses to my B******
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    A Penis Has A Rough Life

    Maddys see what happens when your away...the princess starts all sorta trouble !!! teach you to leave us alone ... and i didnt take the big bite...it was HER ~points~ Princess !!! Aj....your not shockin me...just makin me laugh lots.... LLB.....~pins~ a offical B**** badge on you yeaaaaaa........
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    A Penis Has A Rough Life

    I like LLB to for Lisa.... and OOOOO princess did you take too big a bite...lol
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    A Penis Has A Rough Life

    OOO to funny chokin on the penis word....
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    A Penis Has A Rough Life

    rolls eyes...you all are gonna scare Lisa away !!!! and look where we all stay in the penis thread...god you gotta love us.... dont hate us....were here for a good time not a long time
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    A Penis Has A Rough Life

    blushes i did show my butt Lisa ..but...but....ohhhh i just did... but i dont get in trouble like Aj for saying naughty words.... Princess over there cant take pics cuz she dont wanna bump her fancy finger nails !!! or she would be postin butt pics toooooo
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    A Penis Has A Rough Life

    yes...cuz im sexy like that.....but let me tell you if i skidded across my floors in white socks...they wouldnt be so white....with 5 kids and 3 dogs.....laughs
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    A Penis Has A Rough Life

    hello Lisa...remember Im the good "lady" of the bunch......
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    Will I Ever Learn?

    yep..your so not alone...Im getting better but its been a total struggle to slow down my eatting...I can go all morning and noon ...but come night time Im hungry and I feel like a pig with a slop bucket in front of me some days.....so Hun dont beat yourself up.....heck it took years to learn to eat like we did....guess it will take a few stuck issues to reteach us....good luck
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    Stress And The "c" Word

    sending hugs and prayers.....sounds like he is very lucky to have such a loving daughter...
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    I Am An Addict And I'm Tired Of It :(

    Hello Lyn.... I feel what your saying....for drug addicts or alcholics....every one sees the problem.....and in so many ways its easier to kick them habits...you just dont buy the drugs or liqure....but food...OMG we need it...and its all around us every day every where we go.... The day I went for my first appt to see about the band...was the last day I can honisly say I bindged or ate a full size candy bar...or a bowl ( or 2) of Cereal for dinner... I do mess up a lil here and there..Im a food addic but I make it always a good choice...this weekend at a halloween party I had a fun size kit kat and I think that was a good choice...I had just 1 and it felt good to be in control.... Good Luck.....dee
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    GEDC1065.JPG

    wow you look amazing....congrats
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    A Penis Has A Rough Life

    details...heck I want pics....~laughing~
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    A Penis Has A Rough Life

    yea maddy tell them I have virgin ears...lol... You girls are so bad.....makes me wub ya all the more....what we gonna do if we get banded after being banded...huh..huh...????
  18. ~claps~ yeaaaa.....congrats hun....you should be proud of yourself....
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    Protein?

    yummy the Pure Protein ones are my fav.....
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    A Penis Has A Rough Life

    heck I seen the P word and couldnt clic the link to open fast enough...LOL.....perves !!!
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    Introducing....diva1920

    Maddys Id go for what the weather calls for...cold weather will be here soon enough....and you know you shouldnt be expecting a weight loss this week...so maybe get it done with....hugs how are you doing..?
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    Please Excuse My Dumb Question...

    Aj so glad you found me on FP..... and yea...princess is all about the sexy claws of hers......
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    Introducing....diva1920

    ~rolls eyes~ at Aj.....lol Welcome diva....and congrats on being banded.....I do agree with AJ....some great friends here...and lots of good advice....
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    Protein?

    I use the weight watcher string cheese for a fast protein snack...and the yogurt ( greek) I eat every day...also a hard boiled egg....and I always carry a protein bar in my pocketbook.....
  25. ~claps~ wow...that is a awsome amount to loose in 2 months.... Please share with us a typical day for you....

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