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yukaputz

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About yukaputz

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  • Birthday 07/28/1974
  1. Happy 39th Birthday yukaputz!

  2. Happy 38th Birthday yukaputz!

  3. yukaputz

    Does anyone else have the restaurant card?

    Bubblehead, your not even aware of the situation, your making assumptions and passing judgements on people about situations that you weren't involved in and you have no first hand knowledge of. DO I NEED TO TYPE OUT A VERBATIM TRANSCRIPT EVERYTIME I WISH TO EXPRESS A OPINION OR FRUSTRATION FOR YOU TO ACCEPT WHAT I'M SAYING?! I think not. Did you even stop to think that the reason I am so frustrated was because I approached the server, and the manger with dignity and respect asking for consideration and was shown none, not only that, at one resturaunt they made unreasonable demands that I would need to purchase an entree if I wished to continue to stay seated with my wife (THAT"S RIGHT, I'M A DUDE SO I'LL LIFT MY SHIRT WITHOUT WORRY, TAKE YOUR "CLASS" AND BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS, FIGURE OUT WHO YOUR SPEAKING TO FIRST!) at the resturant. Anyway, your both idiots. You want to start off calling people names on the internet because your cloaked in anominity just like every other person who wants to flame another person on the net. Either way, I'll go to a resturaunt for dinner tonight and place a order for a healthy appropriately proportioned meal. If the manager wants to bust my nuts about it, then I will let him/her know where they stand, over in the corner with you. I have absolutely no patience for knowitall busybiddies.
  4. yukaputz

    Does anyone else have the restaurant card?

    screw you. If you think it's ok for resturants to push unfair policies on people then fine be my guest but don't attack me personally on this board for expressing my opinions. Stand in the back while the rest of us take a stance. Baah Baah.
  5. yukaputz

    Does anyone else have the restaurant card?

    BE YOUR OWN ADVOCATE! I've used the card and I've been hassled about it so I make a big stinkin scene. 1. Einstein Bro's Bagels I explained my surgery to the guy at one end of the line my requests, he agreed so I orderd a scoop of chicken salad and a cup of chicken soup. The girl at the other end tried to charge me 8.95 for a chicken salad sandwich. I said no, I just got a scoop of the salad, not the entire sandwhich. After some dadeetdadeet moments and me raising my voice saying "YOUR TRYING TO RIP ME OFF, I'M NOT PAYING 8.95 FOR A ICE CREAM SCOOP OF CHICKEN SALAD" another dadeetdadeet came over and settled my bill for me. 2. Olive Garden This was the best, I was already in a bad mood, same old same old, resturaunt policy wouldn't allow me to order from the kids menu, then when I said I would just share with my wife, they said that wasn't acceptable either, I would have to order a entree even after I pulled my shirt up to show the manager my scars. So I ate what I could then accidentially dropped the rest of my entree all over the floor. I should have gone and pee'ed all over the bathroom floor too. I'm not takin it anymore. RISE UP AND FIGHT THE POWER! BANDSTERS UNITE, WREAK HAVOC AND CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE
  6. Hey Gang, My wife and I are going to join the local ymca and I'm really excited because they have a indoor pool. I want add swimming as a regular excercise but since getting the band I've got ALOT of excess skin. It never bothered me before taking off my shirt in public cause I was just a fat guy with man boobs, like the rest of the america, but now, I'm a sorta fat guy with wierd lumpy rolly polly bulges with bizzare saggy flappy man boobs. Sigh, I'm proud of it, because I know what it truly means (loosing weight) BUT.. I'm afraid children are going to point and laugh at which point I'll have to bang their heads on the cement. Soo.. aside from wearing a wet suit top in a indoor pool. (now that will look goofy) does anyone have any suggestions? What about those swim shirts, do they conceal cling?
  7. yukaputz

    Official Bitching thread.....

    A guys turn to bitch. I caught a burglar in our garage on christmass eve, we sold our house and I alone got to pack it all up and move it since my wife was pregnant with twins, get to the new house, tons of crap ensues getting the electric turned on, the well ran out of Water blah blah blah, twins came 10 weeks early, suprise, i was banded to tighltly the entire time, could barely drink water while she was in the hospital, now were all home, kids won't sleep, sick of hearing advice on what to do, I swear if one more fwackin child care know it all parent tells me to cram this holistic goop down there gullet or asks if they are sleeping through the night or trys to share any fwacking piece of advice that they have not been directly and personally asked for, I'm gonna start whackin people. LET ME RESTATE THAT, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANY OF YOUR F@CKIN ADVICE ABOUT INFANT CARE AT THIS MOMENT IN TIME. Add sleep deprivation onto a having to disassemble the engine on my wifes car and rebuild it between evening feedings, giving up my suv so she has something reliable to drive the kids around with, drinking to much just to settle my nerves because I walk in and she and the two infant daughters have all gone ballistic, alcoholic mother won't sit the fwack down and shut the fwack up you looney repressed psychoctic demented old bag, pressuring myself to stop drinking cause it's just unneeded calories and you don't want to end up acting like your mother, eating around my band regularly because I'm searching for the littlest something to help alleviate the stress and pain. Having coworkers whine to me that i need to be nicer and not so angry all the time, (they are all so close to being beaten they just don't know) a go no where job where idiocracy and inefficiency ooze at every turn, no time to ride my motorcycle to try to sooth my soul, trying to excercise on the elliptical but now i've develop a agonizing knee pain 15 minutes into it. Great, my knees are gone at the age of 33. FWACKIN PERFECT. What does it all add up to? Jumping on the scale and finding out I'm up 12 lbs and continuing to look dumpy in my clothes. AAAAAAAAA$RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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    Maryland Get-together

    I'm in md.
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    Roller Coasters!

    Ok, I haven't been on a amusement park ride in almost 10 years. So, my question is, I'm down to a 44" waist, how much further longer should I wait before I could pop over to hershey park and go for a ride on the comet? IE, how big is too big to get the lap bar down for most rides? It's a loaded question really, I guess I'm asking "what do ride designers think is normal and do I fit there yet?" :cry
  10. yukaputz

    Don'ts?

    Don'ts: Rice Any type of dough Shrimp Carbonated everything. Lima beans Natural skin hot dogs. (WHICH SUCKS BIG TIME, MY UNCLE OWNS A OLD WORLD GERMAN BUTCHER SHOP)
  11. yukaputz

    Head hunger - how do you deal with it?

    I struggle with it still and I'm 5 months out. It's a game really. When I get head hungry, I gotta remove myself from the house. I find it easier when I'm on the go to ignore it except for those snack packs of peanuts. I gotta do better at substituting fluids for head hunger and going outside away from the food. I recently picked up fly fishing and the stream is right down the street from my house. I hope that it helps.
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    Yeah Baby Yeah!

    <p>I FIT COMFORTABLY INTO A SIZE 44 JEANS TODAY! THATS DOWN FROM A SIZE 56. </p> <p> </p> <p><img src="http://www.LapBandTalk.com/images/smilies/whoo.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Whoo" smilieid="339" class="inlineimg" /><img src="http://www.LapBandTalk.com/images/smilies/whoo.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Whoo" smilieid="339" class="inlineimg" /><img src="http://www.LapBandTalk.com/images/smilies/whoo.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Whoo" smilieid="339" class="inlineimg" /><img src="http://www.LapBandTalk.com/images/smilies/whoo.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Whoo" smilieid="339" class="inlineimg" /><img src="http://www.LapBandTalk.com/images/smilies/whoo.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Whoo" smilieid="339" class="inlineimg" /><img src="http://www.LapBandTalk.com/images/smilies/whoo.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Whoo" smilieid="339" class="inlineimg" /></p> 88lbs down Oh yeah, go putz go putz it's your birthday it's your birtday
  13. yukaputz

    Hooka ?

    Had to change my response
  14. yukaputz

    Tell me about Lime Wire?

    Hate to be a party pooper but yeah, Limewire is bad news. I am a IT professional and cannot tell you how many times I've had to comletely blow away a operating system and reload it because something was downloaded from a peer to peer that wasn't what it was supposed to be.
  15. So yeah, I've noticed upper jaw pain near my molars. I used to get this pre band and thought it had to do with grinding my teeth subconsciously when I'm stressed. I really catch myself doing when I'm in traffic. But now I've noticed a definate increase in jaw pain. I've been sliming alot lately due to some up's and downs recently so I'm wondering, do saliva glands get swollen?

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