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Capt Derel

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  1. Capt Derel

    No Pre Op Diet?

    I have saw a few posts that said the same thing. I have visited a few boards and the general consensus says to do atleast a 7 day liquid diet and clears 24 hours leading up to surgery. Why? It shrinks the fatty tissue in the liver plus no solids in your stomach make it easier for the stomach to heal, less gas after from residual decomposition, and it allows your stomach to focus on healing rather than multitasking. Thats pretty much the just of it all. Good luck (null)
  2. I dont want to be a buzzkill "which I usually am lol". Are you not scared to put to much pressure on your new staple line to cause a burst? I think since I studied improvised field survival and I know how to make an IV I will plug my arm before pushing my luck. Thats just my foresight. Not saying you will have a leak but do you see how easy it is for people to selfinflict a leak? I am just saying dont push your luck to far (null)
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    Liquid Diet

    My surgery is on the 17th also. I went ahead and started my liquid diet today for the hell of it. Promasil from GNC is a lifesaver. I just started my liquid diet just to give me a head starton losing. I have my alarm set for every 2:30 minutes to get a serving in. 90 cal a serving and no carbs. Now as far as the clears. I have a case of chicken broth and a case of beef broth lol. Also I have an assortment of isopukes and Protein shots which is callogen protein which isnt of the highest grade but some is better than none right. Water inbetween I find is a must. I am excited and I know you are also. I just wanted to add all I am required to do Pre Op is 14 days liquids and of the 14 days the last 3 is clears only. Hence isopukes and protein shots. Now Post op I will know whick isopukes that I can handle and go from there. But thats why I have the broths to fall back on. I need to order me some unflavored Protein powder Just in case. I know powders can get expensive. Healthy = expensive in my book. But me losing my job over being fat = poor in my book Goodluck. Capt Derel (null)
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    Xbox Kinect Exercising

    I feel you bro lol. Luckily I have 2 daughters to make it look like I am just being a good dad instead (null)
  5. I dont know but I told my pharmacist at the CVS in my local area about only putting one box of gasx out at a time. So they put out 3. (null)
  6. Capt Derel

    Welcome!

    I appreciate the invite. I hope everyone writes down their personnel journal in their adventure with gastric sleeve surgery with Dr Almanza, the guest house, hotels, and what you did while down there as far as shopping and etc. Good luck to everyone! (null)
  7. Just buy The Complete Idiots guide to Vitamins and minerals. Or just PM me. This is getting old with the misinformation (null)
  8. I got a book on minerals and Vitamins in pdf format if anyone would want. It gives insight to a complex world of supplements (null)
  9. Sorry sometimes I have memory lapse. Its http://www.puresupplementpowders.com/whey_protein_concentrate.php You can see that I am not a salesman or advocate. LoL (null)
  10. LoL i hear you, promasil is what I have right now. I ordered 25lbs from www.trueprotein.com but I guarantee its better than anything you can find on the market besides Isopure. I used to hang around the bodybuilding crowd before I got fat. But anyways their Protein is unflavored plus they have lots of flavors you can add if you want. Just a hint (null)
  11. Spring... My surgerys on the 17th of Feb and I am just hoping for fall or winter. Have you stocked up on your clear liquids, proteins, antacids, gasx, hibiclense, gauze pads and so on. I got to go buy me a ninja chopper so I can puree me some mushies and make some virgin margaritas. Patience. All good things come to those who r patient (null)
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    Mindless Eating Causes Big Trouble

    Sorry Cranberry but all the talk about slimes I just had to ask. I am days out from my post op 2 weeker and getting as much insight as i can (null)
  13. If alone the recovery might be a good thing. But with a guest definitely has to be at Hotel Ticuan in a master suite for $95/night. Bubble bath jacuzzi parties with mexican prostitutes and party hats on my losing side party. Just kidding on the party but a nice thought. It depends really on your ability to deal with people. Now as for me, lol someone might die. Likely me from strangulation from irritating someone till the try and choke me and I would laugh to death. I make things interesting for sure. Poor people thats gonna be there with me. May god have mercy on their souls. (null)
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    Mindless Eating Causes Big Trouble

    LoL I already know if that happens I am going to puke. Thanks for giving me that insight. I can almost taste it. (null)
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    Abdominal & Chest Pain

    Roger that... Will do (null)
  16. Wow i missed the part of how much gained. I focused on absorption rather than product vs weight. I can see you absorbing roughly 50-100 calories per application if your doing a large area. Absorptions possible but not to that extent. (null)
  17. I agree mesaucedo. I have insurance but they denied me so I cussed them terribly 3 different occasions. I pay $180 bimonthly and they wont budge. So I called another insurance provider and asked them if I could get a plan that covered the surgery they said sure but you have to wait a year then you have to jump through hoops. Guess what. That guy got cussed at too but I strangled him over the phone. So I said to the hell with them, i will do self pay and when the doc messes up imma goto the emergency room for them to fix me and now the insurance has to pay for it. I am almost paid up to my deductible as we speak. Game on (null)
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    Abdominal & Chest Pain

    She hasnt posted anything since this post (null)
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    Mindless Eating Causes Big Trouble

    I don't think I am even going to try red meats until I am atleast 3 months out. I rarely eat them now because they make me sick. Yeah I work offshore where they try and feed you steak and potatoes 4 times a week. I am just burnt out on it lol But I have noticed on this board and others that meats are pretty rough. I already know that I am a Protein powder type of guy anyways. Whats the best way to describe the slimes?
  20. Yeah I read them partially. Smear campaign. Lmao. Its bad when a board owner has to step in. Why dont they have a sticky for each doctor in mexico. And each person has to enter their name and surgery date and outcome? It would appear as a bargraph of how many people used each doctor. That would be the best way to view who goes to who and gives feedback on outcomes (null)
  21. Capt Derel

    Can I Swallow That?

    Excellent answer. And great idea about the whip cream. Some binders taste really bad. I am gonna get me some whip whip To the OP you should get both prilosec and prevacid. Please allow atleast 3 or 4 days to allow the full effect. If it doesnt work with you switch to the other one. Give it time. I stress On heartburn the most. My cure for that is bread. But now that I am about to cut my guts I know bread isnt something that I can revert back to. So I bought both and a ton of gasx strips. I wanna be prepared. Let me know which works best for you
  22. Lmao but this isnt funny. I dont know if yall can see it but I can. Game of Twister anyone? Oh yeah. Jesus told me to live. So I am going to do everything possible to do so. If he wanted me dead. He has had plenty of oppertunities. Like nike says Just do it
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    Breast Reduction Post Op

    Most women lose 70% percent of their breasts due to weight loss. My wife is slready making me save up for her implants and shes not having wls till may of 2013. Shes determined (null)
  24. I asked Louise a series of questions. I feel they beat around the bush in some instances to avoid scaring you off. But this is what I got. My wife and I were discussing leaks, deaths, and other complications. We have a couple of questions 1. Could you give me Dr Mario Almanzas complication rates? LESS THAN 1% COMPLICATION, LEAK OR INFECTION RATE. 2. I also would like to know how many others are scheduled on Feb 17th? 5 3. I have been reading bad things from lots of different sites that support weightloss surgeries and I would really like to know how many people in the last year had complications. SEE ANWER T0 #1. DUE TO OUR HIGH VOLUME OF PATIENTS THIS IS THE AVERAGE 4. What is the Doctors plans if a patient needs an ICU? IN 15 YEARS WE HAVE NEVER NEEDED IT. IF NEEDED, WE HAVE A CONTRACT WITH RED CROSS HOSPITAL ACROSS THE STREET. My wife is just concerned because I will not have access to an emergency room while I am away Offshore in the gulf of mexico. Sorry for the questions but I had to ask. OF COURSE!!! (null)
  25. Yeah I know....I know way to much Try an experiment #1. Next time weigh yourself before you bath then weigh yourself immediately after. 5lb difference in most occasions #2. Take a glass of faucet Water and place it on a table. Take a clorine test strip and test the h2o. Note the level. Take your fingers and place them inside the glass and swish them around for 2 minutes. Test water again. Note that all the clorines gone. The skins amazing. Gotta remember its our biggest organ

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