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KristeyK

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  1. Wow...it's actually chilly.

  2. So Troy's coming home later this month for a few days. I am going to have a HARD time keeping it secret from Jackson. That little boy is going to be SOOOO HAPPY to see his daddy!

  3. Keep in mind that I am five weeks out from surgery. That being said: THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER!!!! I am down 41 lbs, POST-OP! That's more than I lost with that stupid band. It's been rough at times, but it has been a Godsend so far.
  4. Well hello Fall! Is that you I finally feel in the air?

  5. Would like to tell everyone that if you're not certified in CPR, you should really consider it. YOU could be the one who saves someone's life.

  6. I<3 Darnell Dockett...just sayin'....

  7. Let the kid water the plants...he is now happily playing in the mud. :-D

  8. CRAP! I'm supposed to be up at 6am...WHY aren't I the least bit tired? EEEK! (And I have to drive to Sahuarita to boot...I am so screwed.)

  9. Oh man. This has been a hard evening. I knew Jackson would be sad, but ouch. My heart aches so much for my mini man.

  10. Enjoying my last night at home with my big doggie. I love you Calamity!!!!

  11. Woot!!! Nightfall starts soon!!!!

  12. L'Shana Tova to my friends who celebrate!

  13. This is what sucks about having furry creatures as family members...I think I am going to have to say goodbye to Calamity in the next couple of days. Such a shame, as she's been a good girl her whole life. However, she's almost 10, had a good life, and I don't want to see my beloved dog suffer at ALL. :(

  14. Well that test sucked ass...

  15. Please note: Facebook is going to start charging in the next few weeks. To prevent this from occurring, slam your head repeatedly into the nearest hard surface, email me your credit card information, purchase some swampland in Arizona, and switch to a diet strictly of gerbil pellets. Finally, copy-and-paste this into your status so Mark Zuckerburg will come to your house and personally backhand you while the people who actually fact-checked before spamming every asinine lie point and laugh.

  16. Dear People of Facebook,For the love of God, stop posting that Facebook is going to start charging. Snopes.com or your friends with more than a half a brain can tell you it's false!!!

  17. OK!!!! HERE IS THE REAL DEAL AND HOW TO GET BACK THE OLD SETTINGS!!! Finally, instructions on how to change your FB back to the way it used to be...... To change the Layout BACK to ORIGINAL STATUS, you MUST get NAKED, stand on your dining room table and do the Macarena, all while singing ”I Will Survive”. After filming and sending it in a private message to me, then, and only then, will Mark Zuckerberg come down your chimney to tell you that your account will stay the same. Pass it on, it mus...

  18. FIRE STOOPS!!!! Ugh this is hard to watch.

  19. Congrats to the Marana Broncos flag orange football team on another win!!!!

  20. Oh...YAY D'BACKS!!!!!!! Welcome back to the post season!!!! It's the magical 10 year anniversary! I'd love to have a reason to break out my World Series jersey!

  21. Irony at its best...someone here at the carwash has a bumper sticker on their car about how awful big oil is. The kicker? It's on a Suburban!

  22. Quote of the day so far...(From the stupid feed on the right hand side of the page...)"Real men like making floral arrangements." The random crap that shows up there is ALMOST worth the annoyance of having it there. LOL

  23. Don't be mad at me for saying this...but even mild apnea has the possibility of killing you. Now...why they want you on a machine rather than teaching you to keep your head elevated, I don't know. That was all I did after the tech told me I had it. (Imagine my surprise when I started waking up feeling refreshed! LOL ) Sorry they are making it such a drawn out process for you!
  24. Wondering why Facebook can't stop playing with itself...

  25. Totally felt the birthday love today! THANK YOU!!!! :DNow me hearties...go and take ye a shot o' somethin' before International Talk Like a Pirate Day is no more for another year!

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