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BandedApril

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  1. Hold hands, laugh, lay in the sunshine, breathe in the air and know that these things are the important things.

  2. Must grade essays. Must not Facebook. Must not check email compulsively. Well, just one login won't hurt...

  3. Completely normal. Just drink what you can and don't worry about it. The swelling will go down before you reach the point of needing to be hospitalized.
  4. IT'S OFFICIAL! FACEBOOK USERS WILL BELIEVE ANYTHING THEIR FRIENDS COPY AND PASTE INTO THEIR STATUS MESSAGES! NOT ONLY WILL FACEBOOK START CHARGING YOU TOMORROW, THEY ARE ALSO GOING TO BILL YOUR CREDIT CARD FOR THE PAST 3 YEARS OF SERVICES. LUCKILY, EACH PERSON WHO COPIES AND PASTES THIS STATUS WILL RECEIVE A FREE UNICORN IN THE MAIL TOMORROW. IF YOU DON'T REPOST THIS STATUS, FACEBOOK CODE HAS BEEN SET UP TO AUTOMATICALLY SET YOUR COMPUTER ON FIRE AND HARM AN INNOCENT BUNNY IN THE FOREST! IT'S...

  5. wants to go where the weather is cold so I can rock a cute peacoat and scarf.

  6. Off to the gym to feel the burn!

  7. thinks it's time for a trip to AR.

  8. Headed downtown to the festival!

  9. My Friday night? Grading, grading, grading.

  10. thinks it has been a pretty perfect Friday.

  11. Off to the gym and then to do some studying. Pecan Street Festival is tomorrow! Are you going Elizabeth Hewett?

  12. Hot damn! Wal-Mart lay-a-way is back. It's gonna be a white trash Christmas!

  13. Nia with weights tonight. Time to get all sweaty. Yeah!

  14. would rather stab myself in the eye than keep reading this comparison/contrast essay on 5.0L engines vs. 5.8L engines. Ugh, boys are soooo boring.

  15. does not want to grade these papers. I just want to go to bed and think about how much I hate my dentist.

  16. Good bye, "Don't Ask Don't Tell". Better late than never.

  17. Milo told me tonight that there are no trees on the moon, no houses, and no animals. Just aliens that go, "eek eek". LOL I love that he's a believer like his mama. #area51

  18. loves that feeling after a hard workout. Now, must avoid the tres leches cake.

  19. will be burning the midnight oil tonight. School makes my weekends so lame.

  20. What has 2 thumbs and has lost 40 lbs in a little over 2 months? This girl.

  21. Ready for my Nia class tonight!

  22. is cranky today. Thanks for asking.

  23. Christmas is in 3 months! Whaaaaat?

  24. He who is not everyday conquering some fear has not learned the secret of life. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

  25. 2 month "bandiversary" today and down 37 lbs! How will I celebrate? By hitting the gym, of course. Happy Monday, y'all!

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