skiddles

Borrowed from a friend. HAPPY FRIDAYSIMPLE TRUTH 1Partners help each other undress before sex.However after sex, they always dress on their own.Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.SIMPLE TRUTH 2When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say "congrats".But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say "Good job".Moral of the story: "Hard work is never appreciated.No Underwear - Makes Sense to MeA man came to visit his g...