babygrl1234

D it is 87 degrees in my house in October. I am so jealous of snow.

Hehe that is pretty funny JC. If I was not so tired I might want to kick your ass. I left the wedding early because I am pooped out. I just feel like shit. Probably due to the low levels of carbs in my body. I did put a banana in my shake this morning to give me a little extra push but I think I need more than that. As for the wedding food I was surprisingly good. Since it was an outdoor buffet thing there were all the old favs, mostacolli, cheesy potatoes, potato salad, cake. I had a chicken kabob and salad. I am still craving something carby right now though. I want a cookie, or a cake, or an eclair, or the fucking sugar bowl. Good job on the weight loss. I would like to see mine come off with a quickness.

Not in a million years did I think I would be baring my ass crack for hundreds of people. I am not sure how low they went but I remember thinking oh fuck there go my pants again.

Oh and I do have some pictures but you will all have to wait for them lol. And no J and JC they are not my bare ass pictures.

Okay so I did it. My time was 42:42. Not too shabby for 204 pounds. It was super hot outside and I did the mile fun run with the kids a hour before the 5k which was not the smoothest move on my part. It was pretty amazing. Especailly the part where number 574's pants fell off as she kicked to finish. She wasn't wearing any panties. Did I mention I was 574? I think I need some new tighter running pants.

Have I mentioned that I am running in a 5K today? I am fucking scared shitless.

Well the good thing is that I won't have to poop for like 4 days now. I figured I could call you guys assholes and you would know it was nothing but love. The lice are dead and now all I have left to do is another head treatment in 9 days. It took about 1 hour for Korrine's head and 2 for mine. Ugh. I really almost cut my hair.

After a bad ass attack with the plunger the toilet came out okay. I cried in the bathroom, actually cried.

I fucking hate head lice. Sorry if I sound crabby. I am. Literally.

Heavy WHIPPING cream you assholes. I am going to heavy whip all of you. And it does not give you little hard turds it gives you gigantor huge painful I need an enema turds.

HEavy shipping cream and sugar free hershey syrup.

No but I have chocolate mousse.

1 can of pumpkin (15-16 oz) 1 brick of cream cheese (8oz) 2 oz heavy whipping cream 1/2 tsp lemon juice pumpkin pie spice to taste (I don't have this so I just used splenda, allspice, and cinnamon) beat the cream cheese and whipped cream together until smooth, beat in pumpkin and lemon juice, mix in spices to taste. Tastes best cold. I love the stuff but the more you eat the less good it tastes. Have a little bowl and you should be fine. Yummmmo Oh and stool softener is your friend. I crapped out a softball about 30 minutes ago.

Tang as in pootie? DO you like pumpkin pie and cheesecake? I found this low carb recipe for this pumpkin fluff thing and it tastes like pumpkin pie flavored cheesecake.

I said "get off" hehehe

Juli I swear it gets better after like 5 days. The craving stops. You can do it. Carbs are like crack, hard to get off of.

I swear I thought that said rectal the first time I read it.

Just tell her to call you J. You like that nickname =) A lady I work with (not one of the crazy ones) calls me Slim all the time. Personally it bugs me because I am not slim. I want to be slim but i am not even close. But at the same time I realize she is complimenting me so I try to not get too upset about it.

Yeah looking really forward to that cold.

I have no idea what I am wearing.

Who is shooting me? I am going to contact the school today. Blah. Happy 1 year JC

Yeah the lice thing sucks. I did not see very many eggs on the kids head...they were really hard to find so that is a good thing. But the problem is me. We share a hair brush and i can't check my own head, and my hubby is a douche bag when it comes to things like this. So seeing as the back of my head is extra itchy I am looking to treat myself too. The kids has so much fricken hair that I am not surprised she picked something up this year. Last year when I was working later I used to french braid her hair every morning to keep it out of things but now with this 5am shit it is not so easy. I think I am going to braid it after she gets out of the shower the night before and just have her keep the braids in for the day. Ugh. I hate lice.

HP I have a new treadmill if you wanna drive to michigan and get it lol.

Okay 204 for me. Ugh. I bet these next 4 pounds are going to be hell on earth. How am I supposed to stay off the scale every day?

Just know that if you go super low carb you are going to be a stark raving bitch for about 5 days. Then amazingly hunger disappears and it becomes much easier. Stock up on cheese slices and string cheese because they are easy snacks. And have some yummy things like bacon and sausage. If you are low carb you can eat those high fat things and not gain. Oh and lay off the wine. It is full of those evil little suckers. I am going to have an exciting weekend of dealing with head lice. Shoot me now please.