babygrl1234

Bawk bawk mother effer. See I am cleaning up my language.

HP look at you looking all sexy.

Ugh it is effing cold in that pool. I need warmth. Have fun with that statement lol

Sticks taste better than bricks. Well I have to go swimming with the kids. I'll be back later. Don't add too many more pages lol.

Didn't you know Depends makes thongs too? She may have had an Oops I crapped my pants moment.

Ha i am not back in town but I would never miss our 100 pageiversary. And it was good. She was pretty impressed and very very pregnant. I thoght I might have to deliver the kid or something if she bumped into a wall. JC I think you will apreciate the fact that my Grandma just let about a 45 second fart. It was amazing. If i had a match it could have started another forest fire up here

Who needs sex when you have the BYcycling thread.

Do be a baby just because you spooged on your keyboard.

LMAO WE HAVE HIT 100. I can't think of a beatter way to do than tlking about steel penises. The ball bearings are on the inside of the fake penis.

Wooo look at B get in there and hit JC where it hurts.

Ewww sticky keys are the worst.

PAge 99 people we have to keep it going.

Which one....... Sorry I had to say it.

I would complain. Chlorine or not that is just plain nasty to spit in the pool.

It is like the rabbit but has ball bearings instead of pearls.

It does sound like exercise induced asthma. But I am not a docotor and he oir she would be the best person to see about it. They cold prescribe you an inhalor or something which should help quite a bit.

The technical name is the Waterproof Ultimate Orgasm. Best 80 bucks I have ever spent.

Ha I am not a lesbian and I have one of those.

Oh and my son is fine. He was laughing when it happened. Then he did it about 10 more times to try and make everyone else laugh.

Yeah I was thinking that too. Kinda makes me feel like less of a woman.

Good to see you too D I just pbed on a fricken banana. Life is grand.

I definitly think JC is a lesbian with a penis. Are TP massage balls like ben wa balls? I want a pair of those freaking boots yo. And hell no I don't ever fucking swear.

HA we do have internet up in the sticks. I really am a city girl at heart but it is so nice and relaxng up here. It is nice to be in a place where you don't have to lock your doors and your kids can play outside without you having to watch them every second. Plus I am getting in some massive card playing time with my family which is nice. My mom and her sisters are all very close and they are a riot to hang out with. I got another run in today. I am not sure how far I went but I was out for an hour. I probably ran maybe 30 minutes or so of it. There are a ton of hills around here and I am actually missing that piece of shit mountain bike I hate owning. It would be awesome on the roads up here. Okay off topic but my son just walked right into a glass patio door. I am about to pee my pants. Okay so many people to respond to here I have to open two windows to keep track of it all. JC I ma enjoying the sticks. I might move here...yeah right lol Oh and that is awesome about your son. He could probably kick my ass. Good work on th girlfriend thing. Revenge is sweet. Maybe J and I could pay for your lap dance. HP my mom is not going to be going with us. She refuses to sleep in a tent after being spoiled by a gigantor fifth wheel. J we had some crazy tornado weather in townn but it was after we had already left Detroit. We drove through Fenton about 3 hours before the tornado hit there. And congrats on the 1x. It is always sooo exciting to go down a size. B It is beautiful up here. Crazy how it is still August and the leaves are already turning. D I was thinking about strumjing my banjo but then I got out the washboard instead. Sorry about your sons car. I have a friend who specializes in shitting on cars, i could give her a call. And yes I will be around for 100 suckas.

HP I agree with eerything everyone else has said. You are amazing and your hubby knows that.

Hello from the sticks of Michigan lol. Man we missed some crazy weather at home driving up here. I got in a nice run this morning but I am really missing my bike right now. There are some bad ass hills going on here.