Here I sit on day 26 after my sleeve surgery.
Ever have one of those days where nothing goes right...your shoelace breaks beyond the eyelet so you can't even quick fix it with a knot?
....the car door blows shut on your shin?
....the coffee maker decides to spew coffee grounds everywhere?
....the scale says you gained 3 lbs?
I've been having one of those weeks.
I'm getting acid reflux for the first time in my life. I can eat 1 or 2 bites, it sticks in my throat and comes back up shortly thereafter.
I started Prilosec OTC to see if that helps....(just what I wanted....ANOTHER pill to swallow).
My husband and I got laid off of work yesterday.
My kids, who live with their dad in TX, haven't called in ages.
As if that wasn't bad enough, I've lost 30 lbs (and before you jump on me, YES I'M ECSTATIC ABOUT THAT!), but today I was rubbing my scars with the daily Vitamin E and cocoa butter and what do I see looking back at me from the mirror?
The Saggy Baggy Elephant! Complete with Bingo Wings, Turkey Neck, Buns of Silly Putty, Boob Sacks and Thigh Bags!
Is THAT me?????
Ok, Ok, so I'll be honest, I KNEW this was going to happen.......JUST LIKE EVERY TIME BEFORE. I've gained and lost the same weight so many times.....
I have stretch marks, some that are literally over an inch wide and 4 inches long on my stomach and hips and thighs.
I have that thin skin on my stomach that doesn't really fold, but more like "crinkles"? My inner thighs are the same way. Empty Thigh Bags.
I officially have Turkey Neck, though it looks more like PELICAN CHIN!!!! I could fit a good sized fish in there!!!
Bingo Wings......Need I explain? I lifted my arm to point something out to the hubby yesterday and my underarm slapped me in the nose. (Gotta love the Wind in New Mexico! HAHA!)
Buns of Silly Putty.....I sat on a blanket and the design impression stayed there for 3 days. (it's worse than panty lines! haha!).
Boob Sacks......Well, I don't have the boobs anymore, but I still have the sacks they came in....
All in all, I look like the Saggy Baggy Elephant , and my attitude resembles that of the Poky Little Puppy.
Maybe this is just 3 1/2 weeks post surgery depression, because I felt REALLY good up to this point!!!
Anyone have any suggestions that might help me out of my FUNK?? Or just a good book to read???? Hehe!
Hope everyone got a smile out of this! I'm trying very hard to keep the ol' PELICAN CHIN up!!!!! Lol!
Holla back ya'll!
Christal