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I just read @BoredCW's status post and also want to lament the loss of my butt. Looking at me the side, my back is basically flat from my neck to my knees. My jeans have lovely fabric folds draping from my backside from lack of filling. Two days ago, I was sitting on a worn couch at the gym and I could feel the springs and count how many I was sitting on. Told the Kid and she said she wants to find her childhood alphabet fridge magnets in the basement to spell out words and have me sit on them and do some "butt-braille-reading" 😂