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(sing to the tune from "Love Boat") The Love Poop soon will be making another run The Love Poop promises something for everyone Set a course for adventure, Your mind on a new roll of toilet paper! OMG! You are truly my kind of gassy crab. :-)

This would have worked as well considering the typical teenager. Actually it works on most adults too. (FA = Future of America, M = Ms Diamond): FA: Ms. Diamond, How was your surgery? M: (pointing randomly) Look something shiny! FA: Huh? Where?

Tell them you had a hernia repair or your gallbladder out. Or whatever you are comfy with..

I am familiar with PCOS. It is true that there are more challenges with weight loss, but not for all women. It's also true that women, band or no band, are able to lose weight with diet and lifestyle change, WITH PCOS. I'm not trying to minimize how difficult it is for YOU. But it can be very easy to fall into old behaviors, while totally blaming it on a health issue. Your original post said that you were hungry all the time, and finding food on every corner. I believe that some of the posters were responding to that. PCOS doesn't force anyone to make poor food choices. Even pregnant women choose yogurt over a Big Mac & fries. Again, I'm not saying that's what YOU were eating at every food venue on every corner. But you were eating enough to gain a substantial amount of weight, which typically equates to too much food, and poor choices. If a good portion of your issues are in fact PCOS, then maybe posting in an online PCOS forum is a better option.

I sooo don't envy you! Such a difficult one! I have a teen who can detect a lie from the blink of an eye, though is a master of telling them lol. Don't get me wrong I love teens, though they get stuck in my teeth ha ha. Joking apart, I'm sure that they, will be glad to see that, you are ok after your op. I would say, it was for something that at the moment, I don't want to talk about and then leave it at that. They will properly be concerned, so just reassure them your fine. That way, if later on when the weight is vanishing and you decided you want to tell them, no lies need to be untold. I have found with teens trust is incredibly important. Good luck :-)

Just tell them you've been in the wrong body all this time and you're going in for sex reassignment surgery. That way, no matter what people hear about you, they'll assume it's a lie - after all you came back to work looking the same as you left! :-P

I never can keep my stories straight, so I tell anything to anyone...

You could always say that your digestive tract needed a tweak. I have asked myself the same question. I do not want to lie, but I also don't want to tell all my business.

Sorry I can't help at all with your woes! You have both made me giggle like a mad woman, and all the other customer in Costa have moved away from me lol. Sure things will work out Canary Diamond! you deserve some good Karma after making me laugh, as for me the men in white coats have just arrived, so Karma is paying me back ha ha :-). Jsrmanatee like your style lol :-) :-)

i wish i would have done what u did i cheated on day 5 and believe me not worth it at all stay strong i will be hard but u can do it good luck.