Omg I choked laughing on a couple of these!!!!
Reminds me, actually.. I was thinking today of what I am going to say to people when they ask me how I've lost so much weight ????? Decided I'm going to tell them with a very serious face.....
"I have a tapeworm."
The first rule of Fight Club is 'don't talk about Fight Club'
I just reread that book this week, so this seems extra funny to me.
Personally, I don't know that I'll E V E R want to show my tummy to anyone, so I don't know that I'll need an excuse.