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Got my lapband/plication on Thurs. I guess I did really good. My RN told me he was surprised, people dont usually do as well as i did. I just basically woke up walked to get the xray thing done and went to the restroom ( wished I had went in opposite order lol). Then I got dressed and went home. The gas has been terrible and the port site is extremely tender, but getting better everyday. Planning on going to work on Tues., I can sit around up there just as easy as here. So here I go. Start of new life, Aug,9 2012.

Best Andy Rooney imitation…."Have you ever notice the great names that people have chosen for their screen names on this site? Well, I have …" There are some great ones. And I noticed a number of trends that I though were a bit interesting. After taking a bit of a survey I came to two conclusions. First, I picked a boring name, and second, I should share some of the names I found. So here goes… Common themes in the names: Being a Mom, such as: Momieof 3 Kalimomof 3 and the highest child count I saw "mommyto5" (or as I like to call it, "someone needs to get the cable TV repaired" Being married/attached, such as: "Steveswife," etc. Hobbies and loves, such as: "animal lover," "golden retriever lover," "beachlover," "candle lady," "dolphin lover," and "hulahoopaholic." Ready for a change, such as Ready2Bthin need2change ontheroad2thin thinnerbeginings 4alongerlife Ibthin Skinny2B Acknowledging large size, such as heafty hannah Biged Imafatty cutechubbygirl phatmom Megamom BustNout Going to look great, such as: futureskinnyperson soon2Bhotmomma Fat2Fab Ready4newme halfthewoman Members we should avoid on a bad cravings day, such as: Stormwarning TwistedMom Diana Dominate stinker MY FAVORITES - FUNNY, CUTE, INSIGHTFUL… Chubarella, Slenderella and Sleeverella (they must be sisters!) Sleevealicious BigByrd TexMax Xxstacy SexiiLexi SlimThickens Boobie1981 (wonder why this one appeals to me? I must really like 1981!!) looking on the lightside thinnerpeace Ysettleforless first half fat thishastowork moving toward normal speedbump After looking at this, I wish I picked a cooler name. I have had the nickname of Special K since high school (Eddie Murphy Saturday Night Live skit about Buckwheat, and family members named after cereals - "My cousin Special K, he's retarded".... my friends thought it was hilarious and it stuck for some 35 years). So add the nickname to my birth year (very clever and unique, I know) and you get a boring screen name. I wish I was: Needs A new belt Yum another shake! Wannaseemy scars realmenhavedrains No I neverget bored of liquids solidfoodhater I miss my beer gravy comes from God undertall So, what are your favorites that you have seen - or just want to make up. Let's have some fun people. I try to post a few times a week, so follow this blog, and you will know every time I post something else dumb (I mean funny ?!?)

I know we are supposed to weigh ourselves every day at the same time. Well, that's not my style. I prefer to weigh myself once a week. That way, I am surprised with the results. Original Weight: 297 lbs (June 7, 2012) Surgery Day Weight: 283 lbs (August 1, 2012) Today's Weight: 272 lbs (August 13, 2012) I was told most people lose 20 lbs in the first month. So counting from surgery date, in 12 days, I am 11 lbs lighter. The food options for the next 2 months are scarce. I was planning on eating deli sliced chicken and turkey, but was informed that they are dry meats and I could end up vomiting them up. Since I am not a fan of puking, I'll stick to safer foods. Here is my eating schedule: Breakfast: Greek yogurt (vanilla). I rarely eat more then 3 ounces (half the container). I know I am supposed to eat an hour after I wake up and I tried that for a week, but it's not me. I was never a breakfast person so to force myself to eat something was not going over well. Now I wait until about 8:30 or 9:00. I wake up at 5:30. Lunch: Fat-free refried beans or low fat refried black beans and cut green beans from a can. I love Mexican food so eating the refried beans is no big deal. I took a can and portioned it out into 1 cup plastic containers. I measure out about 1/2 a cup into each container. One can fills 4 containers. I did the same with the green beans. I never finish the green beans, so I always have leftovers. Dinner: Same as lunch. I was told to eat 30-20-30. Stop water intake 30 minutes prior to eating. Don't drink for 20 minutes while eating. Don't drink water for 30 minutes after I eat. Eat meals in dime sized bites. My issue so far is eating slowly. I have always been a fast eater and when I don't eat slow enough, my stomach gets very bubbly and I can feel it churning. After 30 minutes, it stops. I can eat the dime sized bites because I bought infant spoons at Target. That is the perfect size. I feel ridiculous, but it works. I did experience severe pain in my right thigh at 2am on Saturday. It felt like someone was stabbing my thigh. I got up and walked around then got back in bed and moved my leg for a few minutes. Not sure what that was. My husband thinks it is due to vitamin deficiency, but I am drinking the required vitamins daily like clockwork. Not sure I will call my doctor about this incident. I'll see if it happens again. I'm not a fan of doctors because I don't think they take the time to treat patients. They always seem to be in a hurry and never really listen. My opinion, perhaps I am jaded?

Hello, my name is Linsey and I have been overweight since I could form a memory. I am now 33 and fortunate to have the opportunity to have the vertical sleeve covered through insurance. I have tried and failed many diets and my last attempt at a 12 step program was helpful but not as much as I needed. I am really looking forward to the little rewards that are going to come, like having a lap for my nieces and nephews to sit upon, walking a mile and not needing an ambulance afterwards or halfway through, riding a bike, roller skating, shopping in a regular clothing store which would be a first, riding a roller coaster, dating, and my gut not rubbing against my steering wheel as I drive. I just want to fully enjoy my life and not the food, I have enjoyed enough food now and am ready for this tool to give me the help I need. I love reading all the blogs, it is amazing to know I am not alone in this journey. I'll write more later.