There once was a gal who was fluffy,
And all too often quite stuffy,
With allergies galore
Would frequently snore
And sneeze till her eyes were all puffy.
Her health was a problem for sure,
Sleep apnea, CPAP, she'd endure.
Blood sugar quite high
And her knees gave a cry
When long or short walks were the cure.
And then one day she was sleeved,
Oh yes – her symptoms relieved
With a svelte figurine
She appeared so serene
A new she could hardly be believed.
Her family and friends all agreed
Her coworkers and boss true indeed
With support and some love
And with thanks up above
Her fluff was snuffed by her sleeve.
(Ok ...i was bored at work)