This is to sang to the tune of "And I am telling you." Now, make sure you sing it with all the rightous indignation and happiness that you can muster!

And I am telling you, I’m not as fat.

Not as big as I was before,

Not gonna’ be that way anymore.

No, no, no way!

No, no, no, no way!

Not the big girl that I once was.

Not as big as I once was.

Oh yes, I’m gonna’ be free.

I’m losing. I’m losing.

And you, and you, and you

might not recognize me.

And I am telling you, I’m not as chubby.

Even though my big butt was bubbly.

There’s just no way, no way.

Got tired of being so large.

But now, I have taken charge.

Yes, I got banded no doubt.

Don’t you say it’s the easy way out?

‘Cause, I can’t have carbonated drinks ever, ever again!

No, no, no, no, no, no.

My ass will no longer be, the size of a gigantic R.V!

And I mean there’s no way.

No, no, no, no way I’m buying that plus size.

Not buying size 22.

You see there’s no way. There’s no way.

Burn those fat clothes.

Yell, scream and shout, Hey look at me! I’m a skinny girl now!

Put on my running shoes, break out the treadmill

I’m not going to quit.

No, there’s no way I will.

And I am telling you.

I’m wearing a thong.

I’m gonna by a bikini too!

Who knows I might even buy two!

No, no, no, no way.

No, no, no, no way I’m living this fat life.

I’m not shopping at Lane Bryant.

Yes, I’m gonna be free.

And you, and you, and you, you won’t recognize me.

Wendy- Hysterical..."gigantic RV"...too funny! Thanks! -BG