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The Dieter's Prayer

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eazes

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Lord, grant me the strength, That I may not fall,

Into the clutches of cholesterol. The road to hell is paved with butter,

Cake is cursed, cream is awful,

And Satan is hiding in every waffle.

Beelzebub is a chocolate drop,

Lucifer is a lollipop.

Teach me the evils of Hollandaise,

Of pasta and mayonnaise,

And crisp fried chicken from the South.

If you love me, Lord, shut my mouth

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eazes

Lord, grant me the strength, That I may not fall,

Into the clutches of cholesterol. The road to hell is paved with butter,

Cake is cursed, cream is awful,

And Satan is hiding in every waffle.

Beelzebub is a chocolate drop,

Lucifer is a lollipop.

Teach me the evils of Hollandaise,

Of pasta and mayonnaise,

And crisp fried chicken from the South.

If you love me, Lord, shut my mouth

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