I Need A New Grocery Store :-(
Ahh, progress. We have a new supermarket in my neighborhood. It is beautiful, brightly lit, with almost anything you could want, from artisan bread to flat screen TVs.
And as with all businesses, they are doing everything they can to make the shopping experience as awesome as possible.
But they may have jumped the shark on this one:
There is automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh and pretty. Just before it goes on, you hear distant thunder and smell fresh rain.
When you pass the fruits, you smell fresh cut apples and peaches.
When you pass the vegetables, you smell hot buttered corn on the cob.
When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay.
In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks and sausages.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies.
I don't buy toilet paper there any more.
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