Best Andy Rooney imitation…."Have you ever notice the great names that people have chosen for their screen names on this site? Well, I have …"

There are some great ones. And I noticed a number of trends that I though were a bit interesting. After taking a bit of a survey I came to two conclusions. First, I picked a boring name, and second, I should share some of the names I found. So here goes…

Common themes in the names:

Being a Mom, such as:

Momieof 3

Kalimomof 3

and the highest child count I saw "mommyto5" (or as I like to call it, "someone needs to get the cable TV repaired"

Being married/attached, such as: "Steveswife," etc.

Hobbies and loves, such as: "animal lover," "golden retriever lover," "beachlover," "candle lady," "dolphin lover," and "hulahoopaholic."

Ready for a change, such as

Ready2Bthin

need2change

ontheroad2thin

thinnerbeginings

4alongerlife

Ibthin

Skinny2B

Acknowledging large size, such as

heafty hannah

Biged

Imafatty

cutechubbygirl

phatmom

Megamom

BustNout

Going to look great, such as:

futureskinnyperson

soon2Bhotmomma

Fat2Fab

Ready4newme

halfthewoman

Members we should avoid on a bad cravings day, such as:

Stormwarning

TwistedMom

Diana Dominate

stinker

MY FAVORITES - FUNNY, CUTE, INSIGHTFUL…

Chubarella, Slenderella and Sleeverella (they must be sisters!)

Sleevealicious

BigByrd

TexMax

Xxstacy

SexiiLexi

SlimThickens

Boobie1981 (wonder why this one appeals to me? I must really like 1981!!)

looking on the lightside

thinnerpeace

Ysettleforless

first half fat

thishastowork

moving toward normal

speedbump

After looking at this, I wish I picked a cooler name. I have had the nickname of Special K since high school (Eddie Murphy Saturday Night Live skit about Buckwheat, and family members named after cereals - "My cousin Special K, he's retarded".... my friends thought it was hilarious and it stuck for some 35 years). So add the nickname to my birth year (very clever and unique, I know) and you get a boring screen name.

I wish I was:

Needs A new belt

Yum another shake!

Wannaseemy scars

realmenhavedrains

No I neverget bored of liquids

solidfoodhater

I miss my beer

gravy comes from God

undertall

So, what are your favorites that you have seen - or just want to make up.

Let's have some fun people.

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