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Someone's gonna get hurt!! LOL!

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diva2010

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Alright all my pre and post bandsters, I totally felt like I was gonna "go off" on folks today. I am on the 5th day of the solely liquid diet. It's going good, but I am only human. So tell me why when we are watching TV today my 4 daughters and my husband decide to provide unwanted commentary for every fast food commercial. They were like, "Oh! Mom, doesn't that look good?!" After they realized what they were saying, it was too late. I was already planning their burials in my head. Then later in the day, I had the bright idea that I wanted to go to the track and work out. So we get to the track in 95 degree weather (humidity was ridiculous). I am thinking I'm all ganster or something (Obviously that must have been it because like I told ya'll before I am solely on the liquid diet). So I guess I thought I was "it" today. I walked around that joint a few times, walked up and down the stairs leading to the stadium, and then I realized that I did too much. So as we walked back, my husband had the bright idea that we should take the short-cut back (this involved a huge steep hill). I was sooooo freakin exhausted by the time that I got to the top of the hill, I wanted to collapse. However, a lot of kids were there for football, soccer and other stuff. So I maintained my composure, and apparently floated to the van (because I don't remember walking). It was almost like an outer body experience! Okay, I'm a lil' dramatic.. but it was pretty bad. I almost mowed over my 3 yr old as I scraped myself off of the concrete and slid into the van. I was breathing hard and panting. I thought, "Aww sh*#! This must be what it is like to loose consciousness!" Again, I'm being a little extreme.. but you get the picture! Lesson of my story is DO NOT over exert yourself when merely on a liquid diet.. especially in the heat.. Gotta go, I think one of the kids may be swinging from the chandeleir! JK!

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Funny stuff you are absolutely hilarious. I feel ya though especially on the pre op diet I have to admit I didn't do to well. I had family from out of state and all our functions revolved around food so I ate and enjoyed family I didn't get serious until four days before and only lost five pounds pre op but it all worked out. I am not encouraging you to blow it like I did and since the band I am doing great I was in the "last meal" syndrome for several days. Wish you all the best keep us posted.

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You are hilarious, but it is pretty serious. Hopefully you had a lot of water with you. Passing out would definitely be an option. Glad you had the fam to pick you up if you would have needed it!

And seriously, walking around the track in 95 degree heat and 95 percent humidity (about)? You were out of your mind lol. Take care of yourself! Make sure to get a lot of water in you today!!!

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Thanks all! No worries, I have definitely learned my lesson! LOL @Healthy111, that is still really good to loose 5 lbs in 4 days, WOW!! @sandralee0124, ur right I was totally bonkers.. outta control! Well gotta get ready to go into the war zone AKA work... (just the office - totally not military) I am going in there prepared. Armed with His Good Word.. oh yeah, and plenty of water, protein shakes and V8 baby! Talk to you good people later!

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I loved your blog. I am starting my pre-op liquid diet tomorrow. I have a very CRAZY 5 year old to keep up to. I'll think of you if I want to kill... lol

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LOL!! Thanks nbrett! I know hoe the kiddies can be.. We have all girls ages 3,7,10 and 11. I guess God does have a sense of humor too! LOL

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