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My lap band adventure.

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The Fight with my Husband

:funscale: "Baby, you know I really want to have this surgery."   :fish2: "Yeah, but $15,000? I could get a boat with that much money."   " :angry "   *******Three months later****************************   :cheer2: "Baby, you know I really want to have this surgery."   :fish2: "Yeah, but $15,000? I could get--"   :doh: "I know, a boat. But baby, I could get 20 extra years of life with that $15,000.... :hurt "   *******************OK, a few months later*************   :couch2: "Hey hon, I arranged reservations for a seminar for us to learn about the Lap-Band procedure."   :fish2: "Really? When is it?"   :couch2: "Saturday."   :fish2: "Oh, I was going to go fishing."     " " :juggle:   :fish2: "I will go to the seminar, but I really worry about a surgery to make you lose weight."   :tired "Will you be going with me, or do I need to ask my mom to go?"   :ban: "Baby, I love you, and if this will make you happy, then of course I will go."   **************After the seminar, before the fishing trip*********   :yield: "WOW, that is really not what I expected. This procedure could really improve your life."   :sleep "It would improve OUR LIVES!"   :sleep "That's no lie! If the momma ain't happy, ain't noone happy."   " :clap2: "   **************After Christmas, before income tax refund********   :Yawn: "I think I am going to make an appointment for a surgical consult. By my calculation, we should get about $10,000 back on income tax. We could swing this this year."   :hat: "Well, let's look at it."     " " :whoo:   ************************Today, January 31, 2006***********   :dance: "Hey, are you still going to the appointment with the doctor? It is friday at 12:30."   :cool: "Yes, I am off work that day."   hmm, he really is doing this. my hubby is the best...THE BEST I SAY!!   hmm, wonder if i can break him off a little love tonite...     :nanahump::Banane56: :nanahump: :Banane56: :nanahump: :Banane56: :nanahump: :Banane56: :nanahump: :Banane56: :nanahump:
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The Consult with Dr. Spivak

:clap2: yyyiiiiiiiiiiipppppieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eee, I am scheduled for March 13, that is a Monday. I am sure it will be a beautiful, sunny day.   And here is what I will do from now until the pre-op diet starts...   eat each large meal like it is the last   do the happy dance   jump like a maniac   recite the pledge of allegiance   kiss my husband, who is providing the funds   get on lapbandtalk.com and tell all of my new friends.   talk about it to my husband until he reaches the brink of insanity.   say a prayer to thank God     order some pizza, thick crust   BEFORE PICS.....FUN!!!!!!!!!! NOW, SMILE BIG...   AND A SIDEVIEW....   AND LETS SEE THAT HONKY TONK BOODONKADUNK! OH, YEAH, Sister! That's some junk if I ever saw...   call my friends and tell them     talk to myself in the mirror   practice drinking so much water that i puke   Dr. Spivak, i am not worthy!!   I have the best doctor   WoooooOOOooooo HoooOOOOooOOOOoooooo!   go to the movies and eat popcorn, one last time   ponder taking up fencing   daydream about a thin me   smile for no apparent reason   still smiling   This is what it is like when the world loves me!   daydream some more   make note of the water displacement level in the bathtub, after i get in   i bet laundry is even fun when your thin   maybe i will take up llama-backriding   wwwoooOOOooooOOOhooOOOoooOOOOoooo   get my old size 5 cheerleading uniform out and imagine wearing it, on my waist, not my thigh.       HAVE A PARTY!!!!!!!   HUG,LOVE,SQUEEZE & KISS DH FOR PAYING $15K
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My first skinny dream...

So last night my dream starts out with my trying to make arrangements for a babysitter. Don't really know why, but I can tell my friends are different, don't know why.:nanahump:   So the dream progresses, we get rid of the kids. My friends leave the house. That is when I catch a glimpse of myself in a mirror(a dream mirror of course).:nanahump:   I put on my new lingerie, my first real lingerie, that won't double for a fishing net.:kiss2:   :shade:DH looks really happy...the rest is x-rated.
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My "IN PROGRESS" Pics...15.5 lbs lost

If anyone knows how to make the photo show in the journal, as opposed to a link showing...please pm me. Thanks.   http://lapbandtalk.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=4957&d=1149350679
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36 hours until banding...

Here I sit, 12 midnight. It is Saturday night, sunday morning. I will be banded on Monday!! I cannot believe it has actually arrived! I am going to do clear liquids tomorrow. My sister in law took some pics of my booty today...LOL...she is crazy. She had to put it on extra wide angle view. i will have to post them for before/after...lol.   Anyone reading, wish me luck. I am really starting to get butterflies.
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